Why I love using Western Union: they make you ask a secret question which only the recipient will know the answer to. In this case, I chose 'What is your middle name?'. Read on for the 'answer'...
Rentally-challenged Dublin Pal: okay. rents paid
Me: lovely. did you get asked the question?
Rentally-challenged Dublin Pal: yes. curse you
Me: !!
Rentally-challenged Dublin Pal: i got the russian girl. i knew i'd get the russian girl
Me: EXCELLENT! TELL ME ! TELL ME HOW IT WENT! (I shoulda gone for ‘Baba Yaga’)
Rentally-challenged Dublin Pal: i show my passport, thinking, I won't need the question if i have id…but, lo… and with 20 people in the queue behind Me
Me: !
I am already pissing myself
Rentally-challenged Dublin Pal: she says... eet eess not on your passport?
Me: oh fuck!
Rentally-challenged Dublin Pal: joo muss speel eet
Me: SORRY!
HAHA
i hope you got it right
Rentally-challenged Dublin Pal: thank Christ, she couldn't see the answer!
Me: oh?
Rentally-challenged Dublin Pal: it's a blind entry (like a web passport)
Me: right
Rentally-challenged Dublin Pal: so here's Me thinking "is it rumple or rumpel"?
"the bank closes in 10 minutes..."
Me: fuck. i did text you the spelling. i shoulda said
Rentally-challenged Dublin Pal: true. nah, alls well...you got value for money
Me: so you said it, right? and she looked how, exactly?
Rentally-challenged Dublin Pal: of course... but it might as well have been "charles" for this girl. "ah jes. my couseen iss called Rumplestiltskeen"
Me: im so happy
Rentally-challenged Dublin Pal: and i can start breathing again. until next month
Me: indeed. what you need to do, i think, to avoid being short of money every month, is get some straw. and a spinning wheel
Rentally-challenged Dublin Pal: invest in gold thread futures
"boy with magical goose done for insider trading"
# posted by John Everyman : 11:42
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