Saturday, March 17, 2007
"He really likes you"
- Yes, I like him too. He's been all over me since we met
"It's strange. He normally doesn't like strangers but he really likes you"
-Look at that! Hello, where d'you think you're going?
(he nuzzles into my crotch and then jumps up and tries to hug me)
"Dexter! Leave him alone!"
-What did you call him?
"Dexter"
-That's a great name.
"Well, we thought it was appropriate cos he must be more dextrous than the average cat. With his seven toes"
-Wha..?
I look round to see Dexter's paws creeping along my shoulder blade, approaching my neck in another attempt at feline embrace. I see he has, indeed, two front paws with two extra, miniature-paws sticking out of the sides like side-cars on motorcycles. There they are in all their 7-toed gory glory....
And I freak.
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- Yes, I like him too. He's been all over me since we met
"It's strange. He normally doesn't like strangers but he really likes you"
-Look at that! Hello, where d'you think you're going?
(he nuzzles into my crotch and then jumps up and tries to hug me)
"Dexter! Leave him alone!"
-What did you call him?
"Dexter"
-That's a great name.
"Well, we thought it was appropriate cos he must be more dextrous than the average cat. With his seven toes"
-Wha..?
I look round to see Dexter's paws creeping along my shoulder blade, approaching my neck in another attempt at feline embrace. I see he has, indeed, two front paws with two extra, miniature-paws sticking out of the sides like side-cars on motorcycles. There they are in all their 7-toed gory glory....
And I freak.
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