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Famous last words of mine in religious history: Episode 2a

Jesus: If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also

Me: *THWACK*

Jesus: (rubs cheek) Ow! What did you do that for?

Me: Go on, you little bitch. Turn the other one!

Jesus: (sighs) Here you go

Me: *THWACK*

Jesus: (rubs other cheek, retreating) I'm gonna get my Dad on you!


Episode 2b

A giant fist emerges from the sky


*THWACK*


tomorrow: The Prophet Muhammad!

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