cNutgroist

Two jews walking down the street towards eachother. One dressed in full 18th century polish outfit, the other in 21st century sensible clothes.

"Hey, are you Jewish?"

-Yes. How did you...

"Do you want to buy some Hanukkah candles?"

-No thank you

"You can have them for free"

-Still no

"Free!"

-Nothing comes for free


15 minutes later, on the return journey


"Hey are you..."

-No



Oy, humberg. Merry Chrismukkah, everynone.
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