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Monday, October 30, 2006

dropped my borrowed laptop onto a concrete floor last night, hitting the wifi card i bought especially for it, thus saving the machine but damning the card and so I am without internet connectivity - even this post is not going to get uploaded unless there's another way of doing this.

but wait

what is that rather russet of hue native gentleman doing over yonder, besitting upon the ground in front of a fire and wafting great swathes of smoky billows withinto the airosphere? And for why is his ancient Cree carpet-weave connected to a Wireless Router?

Of course! It's Canada's very own traditional smoke-signal internet, 4000 years old and something I have just literally made up as i type without stopping or punctuating and will return to in due course to actually make funny. For now, im going to go over there, steal his land, introduce alcohol and smallpox, naively accept this harmless 'tobacco' gift and try and stick this post into his server - hope he's got firewire

*smug grin*

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