Tuesday, December 13, 2005
[friarcouscous] ahoy
[billofrights] hey yessy yes
(0:39) [friarcouscous] gladly
(0:39) [friarcouscous] heard the track yet?
[billofrights] you're comely, well
[billofrights] nay nay and once more unto the nay
(0:40) [friarcouscous] have a listen - it's a bit dreamy
[billofrights] i can listen but only very softly
[billofrights] shall i?
(0:40) [friarcouscous] yayly
(0:40) [friarcouscous] it's not a heavy track
[billofrights] then it shall be initiated hencenow
(0:41) [friarcouscous] goodest
[billofrights] top bitch music, mo' nami
(0:44) [friarcouscous] gadthanks - i'm enjoying making it better than sex
[billofrights] you make sex?
(0:45) [friarcouscous] yes, then i destroy it
[billofrights] nothings better than sex - not even sex
(0:45) [friarcouscous] sexy is better than sex
[billofrights] sexx is better than sex
[billofrights] by one x
(0:45) [friarcouscous] suxx is better than sex
(0:46) [friarcouscous] and so is fuxx
[billofrights] however, in my personal opinion, sexxx is just going too far
(0:46) [friarcouscous] oh i dunno - i go all the way - yar yar yar yar yar
[billofrights] there should be a tax on x's
(0:46) [friarcouscous] taxi for x
[billofrights] yes, i've been to sex hell and back
(0:47) [friarcouscous] i've been to essex and back
(0:47) [friarcouscous] david essex
[billofrights] it must have been done - enter a cunt and find it hellish but by the end return to a good state of affairs
(0:48) [friarcouscous] i've never entered a cunt
(0:48) [friarcouscous] ...but my fucking cock has
[billofrights] a hellish hole of steaming fishy sulphur, mollified by the gentle rocking of a violent cock intrusion and man paste application
(0:48) [friarcouscous] a deep snore gorge whose vacuum abhors no cock
[billofrights] vagyna
(0:49) [friarcouscous] Hello, I am a Professor of Vagynaecology.
[billofrights] :)
[billofrights] im a proctologist - an Anal Proctologist as it happens
(0:50) [friarcouscous] Hello, I'm an illegal vag-doctor.
[billofrights] i'm a cunt vet
(0:50) [friarcouscous] !!!!!!!!!
[billofrights] !
(0:50) [friarcouscous] I'm an arse-doctor
[billofrights] that may well be the single most offensive thing ive said this year
(0:51) [friarcouscous] but not an arse-doctorer
(0:51) [friarcouscous] i vet cunt
[billofrights] yes, for the censors
(0:51) [friarcouscous] you mean, people who vet cunt?
[billofrights] not the people who decide on cinematic propriety, no - just the statisticians who want to know how much cunticle lippage there is currently sliming its way around the british isles
(0:52) [friarcouscous] people who BET cunt!
[billofrights] how much? i'll put a cunt on that, mate
(0:52) [friarcouscous] what do you do? well, i bet on cunt.
(0:53) [friarcouscous] ha ha ha!!!!
(0:53) [friarcouscous] ten cunts to one
[billofrights] im good for it, dave, im good for it
(0:53) [friarcouscous] now wouldn't that be nice?
[billofrights] sure would - i'd be down the ladbrokes most days wouldnt i yes i would
[billofrights] putting the missus' bits in hock again
(0:54) [friarcouscous] let's do rhyming slang - Bodie and Doyle = Sir Albert Guilyfoyle
[billofrights] look at that mate - nearly new cunt, only been fucked once, repeatedly, for about a decade
[billofrights] ummm, ok
[billofrights] daziel and pascoe - i like tabasco
(0:55) [friarcouscous] Bonnie and Clyde - Quickly...hide!
(0:55) [friarcouscous] Tom and Jerry - Local Dairy
[billofrights] Cannon and Ball - not funny at all
(0:56) [friarcouscous] Tommy Cooper - Stage-death blooper
[billofrights] Little and Large - wish they'd died on an accident involving a collision with a barge
[billofrights] oh lovely!
[billofrights] Jim Davidson - racist CUNT
(0:57) [friarcouscous] Ronnie O'Sullivan - Jason Donovan
[billofrights] Stephen Hendry - surprisingly bendy
[billofrights] Steve Davis - always rents from Avis
(0:57) [friarcouscous] Sarah Brightman - Huge massive fright, man.
(0:58) [friarcouscous] Bobby Crush - Vaginal Gush
[billofrights] Anthony Newley - lives down in Beaulieu
[billofrights] Vladimir Putin - rootin' tootin'
(0:59) [friarcouscous] Newborn Foal - GOAL!!!
[billofrights] haha!
[billofrights] Hold me closer Tiny Dancer - I'm afraid you've got secondary stage cancer
(1:00) [friarcouscous] ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
(1:01) [friarcouscous] Trevor Brooking - Me Old Mum's Cooking
[billofrights] Ray Wilkins - Prostate Milkings
[billofrights] Des Lynam - Wine'em and Dine'em
(1:02) [friarcouscous] Beautiful Shape - Multiple rape.
[billofrights] Jon Motson - Jetsam and Flotsam
(1:03) [friarcouscous] Richy Sambora - Your Dad's Torah
[billofrights] oh nice
[billofrights] Steve Vai - fucking WHY?
(1:04) [friarcouscous] Stephen Fry - Goodbye.
[billofrights] Bob Marley - A mob in Bali
[billofrights] Griff Rhys Jones - Jif Grease Runes
(1:05) [friarcouscous] Kenny Everett - Dead leverret
(1:05) [friarcouscous] David Bowie - International Travel
[billofrights] Bryan Ferry - Cross the Mersey
[billofrights] Gary Numan - trying not to be human
(1:06) [friarcouscous] sheezy - i gotta go to bed now - it's the one of ones on the clock's face
[billofrights] that's terribilicious
[billofrights] that's rubbishit
(1:06) [friarcouscous] gotta be saying goodbye fur now
[billofrights] mind how you dont go
[billofrights] successful nocturnal consciousness to you
(1:07) [friarcouscous] many thanks please and cheers - g'night
[billofrights] damn you
[billofrights] backwards
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[billofrights] hey yessy yes
(0:39) [friarcouscous] gladly
(0:39) [friarcouscous] heard the track yet?
[billofrights] you're comely, well
[billofrights] nay nay and once more unto the nay
(0:40) [friarcouscous] have a listen - it's a bit dreamy
[billofrights] i can listen but only very softly
[billofrights] shall i?
(0:40) [friarcouscous] yayly
(0:40) [friarcouscous] it's not a heavy track
[billofrights] then it shall be initiated hencenow
(0:41) [friarcouscous] goodest
[billofrights] top bitch music, mo' nami
(0:44) [friarcouscous] gadthanks - i'm enjoying making it better than sex
[billofrights] you make sex?
(0:45) [friarcouscous] yes, then i destroy it
[billofrights] nothings better than sex - not even sex
(0:45) [friarcouscous] sexy is better than sex
[billofrights] sexx is better than sex
[billofrights] by one x
(0:45) [friarcouscous] suxx is better than sex
(0:46) [friarcouscous] and so is fuxx
[billofrights] however, in my personal opinion, sexxx is just going too far
(0:46) [friarcouscous] oh i dunno - i go all the way - yar yar yar yar yar
[billofrights] there should be a tax on x's
(0:46) [friarcouscous] taxi for x
[billofrights] yes, i've been to sex hell and back
(0:47) [friarcouscous] i've been to essex and back
(0:47) [friarcouscous] david essex
[billofrights] it must have been done - enter a cunt and find it hellish but by the end return to a good state of affairs
(0:48) [friarcouscous] i've never entered a cunt
(0:48) [friarcouscous] ...but my fucking cock has
[billofrights] a hellish hole of steaming fishy sulphur, mollified by the gentle rocking of a violent cock intrusion and man paste application
(0:48) [friarcouscous] a deep snore gorge whose vacuum abhors no cock
[billofrights] vagyna
(0:49) [friarcouscous] Hello, I am a Professor of Vagynaecology.
[billofrights] :)
[billofrights] im a proctologist - an Anal Proctologist as it happens
(0:50) [friarcouscous] Hello, I'm an illegal vag-doctor.
[billofrights] i'm a cunt vet
(0:50) [friarcouscous] !!!!!!!!!
[billofrights] !
(0:50) [friarcouscous] I'm an arse-doctor
[billofrights] that may well be the single most offensive thing ive said this year
(0:51) [friarcouscous] but not an arse-doctorer
(0:51) [friarcouscous] i vet cunt
[billofrights] yes, for the censors
(0:51) [friarcouscous] you mean, people who vet cunt?
[billofrights] not the people who decide on cinematic propriety, no - just the statisticians who want to know how much cunticle lippage there is currently sliming its way around the british isles
(0:52) [friarcouscous] people who BET cunt!
[billofrights] how much? i'll put a cunt on that, mate
(0:52) [friarcouscous] what do you do? well, i bet on cunt.
(0:53) [friarcouscous] ha ha ha!!!!
(0:53) [friarcouscous] ten cunts to one
[billofrights] im good for it, dave, im good for it
(0:53) [friarcouscous] now wouldn't that be nice?
[billofrights] sure would - i'd be down the ladbrokes most days wouldnt i yes i would
[billofrights] putting the missus' bits in hock again
(0:54) [friarcouscous] let's do rhyming slang - Bodie and Doyle = Sir Albert Guilyfoyle
[billofrights] look at that mate - nearly new cunt, only been fucked once, repeatedly, for about a decade
[billofrights] ummm, ok
[billofrights] daziel and pascoe - i like tabasco
(0:55) [friarcouscous] Bonnie and Clyde - Quickly...hide!
(0:55) [friarcouscous] Tom and Jerry - Local Dairy
[billofrights] Cannon and Ball - not funny at all
(0:56) [friarcouscous] Tommy Cooper - Stage-death blooper
[billofrights] Little and Large - wish they'd died on an accident involving a collision with a barge
[billofrights] oh lovely!
[billofrights] Jim Davidson - racist CUNT
(0:57) [friarcouscous] Ronnie O'Sullivan - Jason Donovan
[billofrights] Stephen Hendry - surprisingly bendy
[billofrights] Steve Davis - always rents from Avis
(0:57) [friarcouscous] Sarah Brightman - Huge massive fright, man.
(0:58) [friarcouscous] Bobby Crush - Vaginal Gush
[billofrights] Anthony Newley - lives down in Beaulieu
[billofrights] Vladimir Putin - rootin' tootin'
(0:59) [friarcouscous] Newborn Foal - GOAL!!!
[billofrights] haha!
[billofrights] Hold me closer Tiny Dancer - I'm afraid you've got secondary stage cancer
(1:00) [friarcouscous] ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
(1:01) [friarcouscous] Trevor Brooking - Me Old Mum's Cooking
[billofrights] Ray Wilkins - Prostate Milkings
[billofrights] Des Lynam - Wine'em and Dine'em
(1:02) [friarcouscous] Beautiful Shape - Multiple rape.
[billofrights] Jon Motson - Jetsam and Flotsam
(1:03) [friarcouscous] Richy Sambora - Your Dad's Torah
[billofrights] oh nice
[billofrights] Steve Vai - fucking WHY?
(1:04) [friarcouscous] Stephen Fry - Goodbye.
[billofrights] Bob Marley - A mob in Bali
[billofrights] Griff Rhys Jones - Jif Grease Runes
(1:05) [friarcouscous] Kenny Everett - Dead leverret
(1:05) [friarcouscous] David Bowie - International Travel
[billofrights] Bryan Ferry - Cross the Mersey
[billofrights] Gary Numan - trying not to be human
(1:06) [friarcouscous] sheezy - i gotta go to bed now - it's the one of ones on the clock's face
[billofrights] that's terribilicious
[billofrights] that's rubbishit
(1:06) [friarcouscous] gotta be saying goodbye fur now
[billofrights] mind how you dont go
[billofrights] successful nocturnal consciousness to you
(1:07) [friarcouscous] many thanks please and cheers - g'night
[billofrights] damn you
[billofrights] backwards
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