cNutgroist

Some of the old folk phrases learned from my grand greatparents who came from some obscure country between Greece and Turkey:


When the pine tree cries for joy, the forest laughs in pain

A fig is like a woman, but also like a fig

When the boats go out, shepherds' doubt. When the boats come in, shepherds win

Pigs can swim. There is a God.

A hard penis doesn't wank itself

Uncle's milk is sour but the bottle is smooth as bone

Desire enters the body through many routes but it can only leave through one small hole

If god had intended women to enjoy sex, he wouldn't have given men cocks

Trying to stop an anteater eating ants is like selling black men to africa

A man with big hands makes a good husband, but be sure he hasn't got dicks for fingers

You will never make love with a beautiful woman. You will only make love TO her.

School is for teachers, not for children

Telling a woman to stop spending your gambling money is like trying to rape your own cow: Impossible, because they always enjoy it

Never eat a black man with your fingers

He’d kiss the devil to fuck a god
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