Saturday, August 20, 2005
[23:59] friar: Vadic Nostrajectomy
[00:00] friar: Hugo St. Jazz
[00:00] groist: vlad the impaler's younger, safari loving brother - Vlod the Impala
[00:00] friar: pronouced 'sinjuzz'
[00:01] friar: he's posh
[00:01] friar: Roland Progopunktomy
[00:01] groist: anthony nottinghamshire
[00:01] groist: Simon Norway
[00:02] friar: Bisto Lancashan't
[00:02] friar: Philip Aylesburysville
[00:02] groist: Hacky Coff
[00:02] friar: Jacky Tanker
[00:02] groist: Jim Planet
[00:03] friar: Wasp Critispise
[00:03] groist: Geraldine Earth
[00:04] groist: Bill Fishy
[00:04] friar: Rod Fauna
[00:04] groist: Andrew Flapp-Gills
[00:05] groist: Drago Quincunx
[00:05] friar: Cochristopher Unfrankable
[00:05] groist: Doracel Phantasinovl
[00:06] friar: Claybourne Insensislaughter
[00:06] groist: Ianette Demisphere
[00:06] groist: Boff Pigler
[00:07] friar: Penelope Stintsy
[00:07] groist: Bern Svizzer
[00:07] friar: Colin Bastabugge
[00:08] groist: Liminy Oauihay
[00:08] groist: Shandrew Mexica
[00:09] friar: Badam Unneev
[00:09] friar: Godson Mendinigge
[00:10] groist: Gerund Hellable
[00:10] friar: Gay Selayve
[00:10] groist: Nick Futtercut
[00:11] friar: Esther Flekt-Merkyn
[00:11] groist: Dickle Epilepse
[00:11] friar: Como Toes-Smakhedd
[00:12] groist: N'dea dddd
[00:12] friar: Honey Bumbledust
[00:12] groist: Old Tom Floggycock
[00:13] friar: Aaron Kanaknyd
[00:13] friar: Charles Buckingham-Challis
[00:13] groist: Captain Bill Shit
[00:14] friar: Sergeant Robert Feeseas
[00:15] friar: Paul Nostar
[00:15] groist: Private N Gannon-Fodda
[00:15] friar: Corporal Doug Trench
[00:16] groist: Major General Anthony Sexy
[00:16] groist: Lieutenant Barry Who-who
[00:16] friar: Sir Basil Rape-Yesrape
[00:17] groist: Field Marshall Jimless Gollygosh
[00:17] friar: Dr Richard Cunt
[00:18] groist: Dr Dick FUCK
[00:18] groist: actually spelt in capitals
[00:18] groist: and pronounced as such by the good dr
[00:18] groist: at every occasion
[00:18] groist: with glee
[00:18] friar: Sir William Stainey
[00:18] groist: there's a character for you - a man who takes massive pride in his rude name
[00:19] groist: pleased to meet you, i'm dr dick FUCK
[00:19] groist: that's F.U.C.K
[00:19] groist: you know, like the sexual act
[00:19] friar: hi, i'm Mr. KUNTBUSTER
[00:19] groist: Buster Kunt
[00:20] friar: Reginald St. Flames
[00:20] groist: Bomber Dexter Drine-Sleepless
[00:20] groist: St Crispy of Duck
[00:21] friar: Father Patrick Fuddyducks
[00:21] groist: Canon Tommy Bobbybol
[00:22] friar: Lord Premiership of Borl
[00:22] groist: Cardinal Susan Femminame
[00:22] friar: Cliff Gritchelmore
[00:22] groist: Griff Clitchewmore
[00:23] groist: Shop Warden Bernard Gravelungs
[00:24] friar: R. Tillery-Wargrave
[00:25] friar: Ed Ibble-Pance
[00:25] groist: Aurelia Gasm
[00:26] friar: Ungus Disgratispise
[00:27] friar: Martin Spiteman
[00:27] groist: Emanuel Height-Fild
[00:27] friar: Gladys Torrectomy
[00:28] friar: Simon Bumbaby
[00:28] groist: Eric Tile-Disfunkshun
[00:29] friar: hey hey!
[00:30] friar: Maddolf Bitsgrieg
[00:30] friar: Sandy Soretoes
[00:31] friar: Billbush Bootsy-Clinton
[00:31] groist: Volker Cankerer
[00:32] groist: Tim Tumourfish
[00:32] groist: Stig Nutworm
[00:33] friar: Eamonn Stuntiform
[00:33] friar: Gary Capri
[00:33] friar: Fred Escourt
[00:34] groist: Uwe Sbazduk
[00:34] friar: Joey Deacon
[00:35] friar: Joey Spazteak
[00:35] groist: Buglass Dada
[00:35] friar: Art Dekko
[00:36] groist: Sue Realist
[00:36] friar: Q. Bizm
[00:36] groist: Abe Strictim-Preshunnst
[00:36] groist: Fi Gurratizm
[00:37] friar: Rupert Hart-Gallerie
[00:37] groist: Art Gallre
[00:37] friar: Chester Unitedman
[00:37] friar: Lester Sittee
[00:38] groist: Preston Northend
[00:38] friar: Liv Herrpule
[00:38] groist: Eve Tonne
[00:39] groist: Arse Anil
[00:39] friar: Charles Tunathletik
[00:39] groist: Michelle Sea
[00:39] friar: Lars Goerayngers
[00:39] groist: Leyton Orient
[00:40] friar: Don Kasterrowvers
[00:40] groist: Ray N'gers
[00:40] groist: Ted Newcastleuni
[00:40] friar: Chris Tollsitee
[00:40] friar: Chris Tullrowvers
[00:41] groist: Chris Tolpalace
[00:41] friar: Don Seayounighted
[00:41] groist: christol chalice
[00:42] friar: Matt Burnrovers
[00:42] groist: Paris Sanjay-Man
[00:43] friar: Lee De Stunyted
[00:43] groist: Di Nomokeyev
[00:44] friar: Sid Ullsbra
[00:44] groist: Dana Thinikos
[00:44] friar: Peter Ersboroughunited
[00:44] friar: Gay M'Brydge
[00:44] groist: Tel Ford
[00:45] friar: Brad Fordsity
[00:45] groist: Jeff Eeled
[00:45] friar: Col Chestertarn
[00:45] groist: Jeff Eeled-Zity
[00:46] friar: Sal Tik
[00:46] groist: Dot Namotspa
[00:47] friar: Hamilton Nakkademmicles
[00:47] groist: Queen Spark-Rangers
[00:47] friar: Carl Denbeeth
[00:47] groist: Queen Uthasarth
[00:47] groist: Dean Abba
[00:48] groist: Abby Dean, even
[00:48] friar: gotcha now!
[00:48] groist: Mornington Crescent!
[00:48] friar: i mean - i geddit now!
[00:48] groist: i win
[00:48] friar: Dan Dee
[00:49] groist: Rex Om
[00:50] friar: like it...i like it
[00:50] groist: Paul Tsmuth
[00:50] groist: Lynn Consity
[00:50] friar: Merv Thurtydfill
[00:50] groist: hehe
[00:50] friar: Shane Rockrovers
[00:51] friar: R. Ds
[00:51] groist: ?
[00:51] friar: Ards - Irish F.C.
[00:51] groist: fuck off
[00:51] friar: look it up mofo
[00:51] groist: i literally only know Shelbourne rovers
[00:51] groist: if i have to look it up, it's NOT jokeworthy
[00:51] groist: innit
[00:52] friar: i refuse to restrict my jokes to your limited knowledge
[00:52] friar: of the country you live in
[00:52] friar: you plastic paddy-patrick you
[00:53] groist: im not even plastic paddy
[00:53] groist: im a ricepaper paddy
[00:53] groist: just watch my paddyness melt away
[00:53] friar: your a yaddy - a yiddish paddy
[00:53] friar: you're even
[00:54] friar: instead of 'your' of couse
[00:54] groist: i dont wanna be a paddy - they're a bunch of potato-faced ignorant pigcocks
[00:55] groist: and believe me, that took some considered thinking to come up with that reasoned argument
[00:55] friar: my dad just joined me in this chat - hi dad
[00:55] groist: hi dad
[00:55] friar: he's not your dad
[00:55] groist: i thought he was a plasterer
[00:55] groist: not a carpenter
[00:55] friar: just your better
[00:55] groist: geddit?
[00:55] groist: do ye?
[00:55] friar: i c wot u dun there
[00:55] groist: do ye get it?
[00:55] groist: u c?
[00:56] groist: do ye?
[00:56] friar: gotsit
[00:56] groist: goo dee
[00:57] friar: my old man's my daddy, he wears a dadman's cap, and when he's not my daddy, i ain't been born just yet
[00:57] friar: my old man's my old man, he wears my old man's cap, and when he's being old man, you know that he's just that
[00:58] groist: my old man's a dustman, he just loves dust, he's also a man
[00:58] groist: my old man's a dead now, he wears a coffin cap, and when he tries to go to work he ends up getting sacked. for being dead.
[00:59] friar: my old man's a rapist, he raped my old mam blue, and i popped out her mingey, 9 months after he was through
[01:00] groist: my old man's a dubman, he runs a studio in jamaica, he smokes the lovely ganja and he once fucked cheryl baker
[01:00] groist: my old man's a woman, he wears a strapless bra, and when he fucks my poor old mum, it's always up his arse
[01:02] groist: my old man's a dutchman, he wears a dutchman's cap, he's got the aids of all gay men, but doesnt want the clap
[01:03] friar: my old man's a spaniel, he chases all the cats, and when he's fucked them silly, i'll take him to the vet - to get neutered, or put down.
[01:03] groist: my old man's a top economist for the Treasury, he wears a spending cap, and when he's done with Europe, they'll no longer have a C.A.P
[01:04] friar: my old man's my mother, he wears a mother's hat, but my sister's Frank Zappa, and he just can't stand that
[01:05] groist: my old man's a southern baptist, he wears a pointy cap, it's long and white with two eyeholes, and helps him hate the black, ....s
[01:06] friar: My old man's my father, he never had dutch caps, and now I feel unwanted, my will to live is sapped.
[01:06] groist: my old man's a faddler, he wears a faddler's cap, he's faddled me, he's faddled you, he's faddled up my cat
[01:08] friar: My old man's me old man, he's old and he's my dad, he swears that he's my guv'nor, and me mum says that is that.
[01:10] groist: my old man's a bastard, i wish i'd not been born, he sold me into slavery and now im doing porn
[01:10] groist: danggit
[01:11] friar: sorrilyiest
[01:11] groist: my old man's a spazmo,
[01:11] groist: he wears a dunce's hat
[01:11] groist: he didnt know he fucked my mum
[01:12] groist: til i came out her twat
[01:12] groist: my old man's a dogshit
[01:12] friar: my old man's my dad-dad, he's dad of all I am, he's my immediate male ancestor, and he's not proud of that
[01:12] groist: he wears a shitfly cap
[01:12] friar: he wears down people's hats
[01:12] groist: when people see him on the street
[01:13] groist: they think he's a piece of crap
[01:13] groist: my old man's a number
[01:13] friar: ...he lacks a decent hat...
[01:13] groist: between 1 and a hundred
[01:13] friar: but at least he's an integer, unlike me and me mam
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[00:00] friar: Hugo St. Jazz
[00:00] groist: vlad the impaler's younger, safari loving brother - Vlod the Impala
[00:00] friar: pronouced 'sinjuzz'
[00:01] friar: he's posh
[00:01] friar: Roland Progopunktomy
[00:01] groist: anthony nottinghamshire
[00:01] groist: Simon Norway
[00:02] friar: Bisto Lancashan't
[00:02] friar: Philip Aylesburysville
[00:02] groist: Hacky Coff
[00:02] friar: Jacky Tanker
[00:02] groist: Jim Planet
[00:03] friar: Wasp Critispise
[00:03] groist: Geraldine Earth
[00:04] groist: Bill Fishy
[00:04] friar: Rod Fauna
[00:04] groist: Andrew Flapp-Gills
[00:05] groist: Drago Quincunx
[00:05] friar: Cochristopher Unfrankable
[00:05] groist: Doracel Phantasinovl
[00:06] friar: Claybourne Insensislaughter
[00:06] groist: Ianette Demisphere
[00:06] groist: Boff Pigler
[00:07] friar: Penelope Stintsy
[00:07] groist: Bern Svizzer
[00:07] friar: Colin Bastabugge
[00:08] groist: Liminy Oauihay
[00:08] groist: Shandrew Mexica
[00:09] friar: Badam Unneev
[00:09] friar: Godson Mendinigge
[00:10] groist: Gerund Hellable
[00:10] friar: Gay Selayve
[00:10] groist: Nick Futtercut
[00:11] friar: Esther Flekt-Merkyn
[00:11] groist: Dickle Epilepse
[00:11] friar: Como Toes-Smakhedd
[00:12] groist: N'dea dddd
[00:12] friar: Honey Bumbledust
[00:12] groist: Old Tom Floggycock
[00:13] friar: Aaron Kanaknyd
[00:13] friar: Charles Buckingham-Challis
[00:13] groist: Captain Bill Shit
[00:14] friar: Sergeant Robert Feeseas
[00:15] friar: Paul Nostar
[00:15] groist: Private N Gannon-Fodda
[00:15] friar: Corporal Doug Trench
[00:16] groist: Major General Anthony Sexy
[00:16] groist: Lieutenant Barry Who-who
[00:16] friar: Sir Basil Rape-Yesrape
[00:17] groist: Field Marshall Jimless Gollygosh
[00:17] friar: Dr Richard Cunt
[00:18] groist: Dr Dick FUCK
[00:18] groist: actually spelt in capitals
[00:18] groist: and pronounced as such by the good dr
[00:18] groist: at every occasion
[00:18] groist: with glee
[00:18] friar: Sir William Stainey
[00:18] groist: there's a character for you - a man who takes massive pride in his rude name
[00:19] groist: pleased to meet you, i'm dr dick FUCK
[00:19] groist: that's F.U.C.K
[00:19] groist: you know, like the sexual act
[00:19] friar: hi, i'm Mr. KUNTBUSTER
[00:19] groist: Buster Kunt
[00:20] friar: Reginald St. Flames
[00:20] groist: Bomber Dexter Drine-Sleepless
[00:20] groist: St Crispy of Duck
[00:21] friar: Father Patrick Fuddyducks
[00:21] groist: Canon Tommy Bobbybol
[00:22] friar: Lord Premiership of Borl
[00:22] groist: Cardinal Susan Femminame
[00:22] friar: Cliff Gritchelmore
[00:22] groist: Griff Clitchewmore
[00:23] groist: Shop Warden Bernard Gravelungs
[00:24] friar: R. Tillery-Wargrave
[00:25] friar: Ed Ibble-Pance
[00:25] groist: Aurelia Gasm
[00:26] friar: Ungus Disgratispise
[00:27] friar: Martin Spiteman
[00:27] groist: Emanuel Height-Fild
[00:27] friar: Gladys Torrectomy
[00:28] friar: Simon Bumbaby
[00:28] groist: Eric Tile-Disfunkshun
[00:29] friar: hey hey!
[00:30] friar: Maddolf Bitsgrieg
[00:30] friar: Sandy Soretoes
[00:31] friar: Billbush Bootsy-Clinton
[00:31] groist: Volker Cankerer
[00:32] groist: Tim Tumourfish
[00:32] groist: Stig Nutworm
[00:33] friar: Eamonn Stuntiform
[00:33] friar: Gary Capri
[00:33] friar: Fred Escourt
[00:34] groist: Uwe Sbazduk
[00:34] friar: Joey Deacon
[00:35] friar: Joey Spazteak
[00:35] groist: Buglass Dada
[00:35] friar: Art Dekko
[00:36] groist: Sue Realist
[00:36] friar: Q. Bizm
[00:36] groist: Abe Strictim-Preshunnst
[00:36] groist: Fi Gurratizm
[00:37] friar: Rupert Hart-Gallerie
[00:37] groist: Art Gallre
[00:37] friar: Chester Unitedman
[00:37] friar: Lester Sittee
[00:38] groist: Preston Northend
[00:38] friar: Liv Herrpule
[00:38] groist: Eve Tonne
[00:39] groist: Arse Anil
[00:39] friar: Charles Tunathletik
[00:39] groist: Michelle Sea
[00:39] friar: Lars Goerayngers
[00:39] groist: Leyton Orient
[00:40] friar: Don Kasterrowvers
[00:40] groist: Ray N'gers
[00:40] groist: Ted Newcastleuni
[00:40] friar: Chris Tollsitee
[00:40] friar: Chris Tullrowvers
[00:41] groist: Chris Tolpalace
[00:41] friar: Don Seayounighted
[00:41] groist: christol chalice
[00:42] friar: Matt Burnrovers
[00:42] groist: Paris Sanjay-Man
[00:43] friar: Lee De Stunyted
[00:43] groist: Di Nomokeyev
[00:44] friar: Sid Ullsbra
[00:44] groist: Dana Thinikos
[00:44] friar: Peter Ersboroughunited
[00:44] friar: Gay M'Brydge
[00:44] groist: Tel Ford
[00:45] friar: Brad Fordsity
[00:45] groist: Jeff Eeled
[00:45] friar: Col Chestertarn
[00:45] groist: Jeff Eeled-Zity
[00:46] friar: Sal Tik
[00:46] groist: Dot Namotspa
[00:47] friar: Hamilton Nakkademmicles
[00:47] groist: Queen Spark-Rangers
[00:47] friar: Carl Denbeeth
[00:47] groist: Queen Uthasarth
[00:47] groist: Dean Abba
[00:48] groist: Abby Dean, even
[00:48] friar: gotcha now!
[00:48] groist: Mornington Crescent!
[00:48] friar: i mean - i geddit now!
[00:48] groist: i win
[00:48] friar: Dan Dee
[00:49] groist: Rex Om
[00:50] friar: like it...i like it
[00:50] groist: Paul Tsmuth
[00:50] groist: Lynn Consity
[00:50] friar: Merv Thurtydfill
[00:50] groist: hehe
[00:50] friar: Shane Rockrovers
[00:51] friar: R. Ds
[00:51] groist: ?
[00:51] friar: Ards - Irish F.C.
[00:51] groist: fuck off
[00:51] friar: look it up mofo
[00:51] groist: i literally only know Shelbourne rovers
[00:51] groist: if i have to look it up, it's NOT jokeworthy
[00:51] groist: innit
[00:52] friar: i refuse to restrict my jokes to your limited knowledge
[00:52] friar: of the country you live in
[00:52] friar: you plastic paddy-patrick you
[00:53] groist: im not even plastic paddy
[00:53] groist: im a ricepaper paddy
[00:53] groist: just watch my paddyness melt away
[00:53] friar: your a yaddy - a yiddish paddy
[00:53] friar: you're even
[00:54] friar: instead of 'your' of couse
[00:54] groist: i dont wanna be a paddy - they're a bunch of potato-faced ignorant pigcocks
[00:55] groist: and believe me, that took some considered thinking to come up with that reasoned argument
[00:55] friar: my dad just joined me in this chat - hi dad
[00:55] groist: hi dad
[00:55] friar: he's not your dad
[00:55] groist: i thought he was a plasterer
[00:55] groist: not a carpenter
[00:55] friar: just your better
[00:55] groist: geddit?
[00:55] groist: do ye?
[00:55] friar: i c wot u dun there
[00:55] groist: do ye get it?
[00:55] groist: u c?
[00:56] groist: do ye?
[00:56] friar: gotsit
[00:56] groist: goo dee
[00:57] friar: my old man's my daddy, he wears a dadman's cap, and when he's not my daddy, i ain't been born just yet
[00:57] friar: my old man's my old man, he wears my old man's cap, and when he's being old man, you know that he's just that
[00:58] groist: my old man's a dustman, he just loves dust, he's also a man
[00:58] groist: my old man's a dead now, he wears a coffin cap, and when he tries to go to work he ends up getting sacked. for being dead.
[00:59] friar: my old man's a rapist, he raped my old mam blue, and i popped out her mingey, 9 months after he was through
[01:00] groist: my old man's a dubman, he runs a studio in jamaica, he smokes the lovely ganja and he once fucked cheryl baker
[01:00] groist: my old man's a woman, he wears a strapless bra, and when he fucks my poor old mum, it's always up his arse
[01:02] groist: my old man's a dutchman, he wears a dutchman's cap, he's got the aids of all gay men, but doesnt want the clap
[01:03] friar: my old man's a spaniel, he chases all the cats, and when he's fucked them silly, i'll take him to the vet - to get neutered, or put down.
[01:03] groist: my old man's a top economist for the Treasury, he wears a spending cap, and when he's done with Europe, they'll no longer have a C.A.P
[01:04] friar: my old man's my mother, he wears a mother's hat, but my sister's Frank Zappa, and he just can't stand that
[01:05] groist: my old man's a southern baptist, he wears a pointy cap, it's long and white with two eyeholes, and helps him hate the black, ....s
[01:06] friar: My old man's my father, he never had dutch caps, and now I feel unwanted, my will to live is sapped.
[01:06] groist: my old man's a faddler, he wears a faddler's cap, he's faddled me, he's faddled you, he's faddled up my cat
[01:08] friar: My old man's me old man, he's old and he's my dad, he swears that he's my guv'nor, and me mum says that is that.
[01:10] groist: my old man's a bastard, i wish i'd not been born, he sold me into slavery and now im doing porn
[01:10] groist: danggit
[01:11] friar: sorrilyiest
[01:11] groist: my old man's a spazmo,
[01:11] groist: he wears a dunce's hat
[01:11] groist: he didnt know he fucked my mum
[01:12] groist: til i came out her twat
[01:12] groist: my old man's a dogshit
[01:12] friar: my old man's my dad-dad, he's dad of all I am, he's my immediate male ancestor, and he's not proud of that
[01:12] groist: he wears a shitfly cap
[01:12] friar: he wears down people's hats
[01:12] groist: when people see him on the street
[01:13] groist: they think he's a piece of crap
[01:13] groist: my old man's a number
[01:13] friar: ...he lacks a decent hat...
[01:13] groist: between 1 and a hundred
[01:13] friar: but at least he's an integer, unlike me and me mam
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