Tuesday, May 17, 2005
Questions posed this weekend:
1. Since it is not unknown for the odd visiting American tourist or two to have asked, upon encountering the existence of County Mayo, "Gee, is that where Mayonnaise comes from?", has anyone gone further down the road of wrong conclusions when confronted with the famous Avoca in Wicklow and enquired as to the provenance of that fine slimy nutfruit Avocado? We just don't know.
2. Why is it always 'Women and Children first' when it's Men who do all the work around here?
3. Would you like to come over and suck my nob? It's fine if you want to. Honestly, it's no problem. Swing by, i'll most likely be in.
4. How come this blue brie I bought the other tastes more like a green cream cheese?
5. What does Bertie Ahern actually stand for again?
6. Why is my hair turning Irish?
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1. Since it is not unknown for the odd visiting American tourist or two to have asked, upon encountering the existence of County Mayo, "Gee, is that where Mayonnaise comes from?", has anyone gone further down the road of wrong conclusions when confronted with the famous Avoca in Wicklow and enquired as to the provenance of that fine slimy nutfruit Avocado? We just don't know.
2. Why is it always 'Women and Children first' when it's Men who do all the work around here?
3. Would you like to come over and suck my nob? It's fine if you want to. Honestly, it's no problem. Swing by, i'll most likely be in.
4. How come this blue brie I bought the other tastes more like a green cream cheese?
5. What does Bertie Ahern actually stand for again?
6. Why is my hair turning Irish?
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