Thursday, April 28, 2005
here's some of the most childish reference-book misuse i've ever had the pleasure to be part of. Blame be to The Friar, DJ Gyro Kredit and Rugeley
And what comes out?
a fridge doesnt fart when you put your....
must've been particularly amusing during episodes of Dallas...
you go there, stand underneath it, and get an instant spray-on...
be careful what you bump into when you're next in Bromley...
topical
should be twinned with that pub in Caerphilly
a bit niche i would have thought
and then some
and if you need a doctor after all that
just one letter away from being an outlet for male bisexuals
will shortly be going out of business, if benedict xvi has anything to do with it
ditto
double ditto
and quite right too. keep your children safe
how do people get these names?
worth a visit
not worth a visit
just silly
Where the venue IS the toilet.
Sometimes, cystitis can make you feel like this
Unfinished sentence
Desperation
DROP_IN????
for when they are bursting full
the mutton is better than the lamb at this place
off-putting
highly irresponsible
forget Halliburton, these guys have got an exclusive contract with the Pentagon
shouldnt they be turning the other cheek?
such a...
specify!
candlelight dinners for one a speciality
and when you cant get enough at home?
and when you want to get specific
getting the most out of your parkinson's?
i cant believe this one really exists! how can you pun on such a serious subject?
some kind of reproductive storage facility which possibly allows you to give facials?
i prefer to think of death when i do
a sperm whale?
another sperm bank?
such a day out for dungeons and dragons players
oxfordshire's premieeeer escort service
name = suspect, address = suspect, together they = gay sado
nazi cricketing thespian
he would be into playing games, wouldnt he
will they do a part exchange?
no explanation!
my brithday's coming up...
Doing this to your girlfriend is one thing - doing it to a clown is pure farce
All in one place
I'll have the house speciality please
They possibly don't do the upholstry
no happy meals served here
des o'connor goes into indescribable business
for a tricky and delicate piece of abbatoiring, go here
Err
My sentiments EXACTLY
poor 'arry
oh come on! how much for a good hard shag?
someone should look into this
enough to make your mouth water
all things?
well i shall take my business elsewhere then
no caption necessary
if you really need the money, send them your cv
Unlikely to get much business in america, except with pre-ops on a budget
Jorg and John F go kerb-crawling together
!
No Comment 1
No Comment 2
No Comment 3
No Comment 4
No Comment 5
No Comment 6
No Comment 7
No Comment 8
for all your gayer needs
oily
for all your wildest dreams
maybe best not to let your kids too near these
Latest headline
Have you any wool?
The one above, this and
this one, were in the Guardian, so these three are cheating...
I knew there was a place for them
Three of my favourites, in one dish
Someone give him some air!
Nope, he's still blue. Is there a doctor in the house?
I think we'd all like to receive a letter with one of these on it
Something you should always do when you're the boss
help me
I can't
stop
the kids think its shit
a natural progression from sperm banks?
rent one today
i've been there and i dont recommend it
niche
surely not!
specialist farmer in sausages
cream filling
why are you called that ?
online porn
for moving Big Logs
mine's already well groomed and tanned
how much for an eighth? oh
let's all take a trip there
let's hope they have good control of themselves
Revisit old role-playing battles
All your decorating and impaling needs
Pound of flesh for the weekend, Sir ?
i'll have the whole village and chips please
ok, here's my granny, now how much for a half 'n' half?
cock rock at its finest
the local Police Academy often get their sustenance here
sounds funny to me anyway
requires mispronunciation
i'll have the...oh
i'll have a proton of celery please -i'm on a diet
is it exclusively for them or excluding them?
i would love to...
for a really top quality bumwipe
glad to see they've gone legit
Czech the facts
and while you're at it, where is the evidence for this?
Popemobiles a speciality
when trees run out, they'll be ready
if you're planning on holidaying in Alabama this year
if mine was, i'd get it seen to right away
think there's a spelling mistake here
that's a personal opinion
and in answer to the original question, THIS is what comes out!
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And what comes out?
a fridge doesnt fart when you put your....
must've been particularly amusing during episodes of Dallas...
you go there, stand underneath it, and get an instant spray-on...
be careful what you bump into when you're next in Bromley...
topical
should be twinned with that pub in Caerphilly
a bit niche i would have thought
and then some
and if you need a doctor after all that
just one letter away from being an outlet for male bisexuals
will shortly be going out of business, if benedict xvi has anything to do with it
ditto
double ditto
and quite right too. keep your children safe
how do people get these names?
worth a visit
not worth a visit
just silly
Where the venue IS the toilet.
Sometimes, cystitis can make you feel like this
Unfinished sentence
Desperation
DROP_IN????
for when they are bursting full
the mutton is better than the lamb at this place
off-putting
highly irresponsible
forget Halliburton, these guys have got an exclusive contract with the Pentagon
shouldnt they be turning the other cheek?
such a...
specify!
candlelight dinners for one a speciality
and when you cant get enough at home?
and when you want to get specific
getting the most out of your parkinson's?
i cant believe this one really exists! how can you pun on such a serious subject?
some kind of reproductive storage facility which possibly allows you to give facials?
i prefer to think of death when i do
a sperm whale?
another sperm bank?
such a day out for dungeons and dragons players
oxfordshire's premieeeer escort service
name = suspect, address = suspect, together they = gay sado
nazi cricketing thespian
he would be into playing games, wouldnt he
will they do a part exchange?
no explanation!
my brithday's coming up...
Doing this to your girlfriend is one thing - doing it to a clown is pure farce
All in one place
I'll have the house speciality please
They possibly don't do the upholstry
no happy meals served here
des o'connor goes into indescribable business
for a tricky and delicate piece of abbatoiring, go here
Err
My sentiments EXACTLY
poor 'arry
oh come on! how much for a good hard shag?
someone should look into this
enough to make your mouth water
all things?
well i shall take my business elsewhere then
no caption necessary
if you really need the money, send them your cv
Unlikely to get much business in america, except with pre-ops on a budget
Jorg and John F go kerb-crawling together
!
No Comment 1
No Comment 2
No Comment 3
No Comment 4
No Comment 5
No Comment 6
No Comment 7
No Comment 8
for all your gayer needs
oily
for all your wildest dreams
maybe best not to let your kids too near these
Latest headline
Have you any wool?
The one above, this and
this one, were in the Guardian, so these three are cheating...
I knew there was a place for them
Three of my favourites, in one dish
Someone give him some air!
Nope, he's still blue. Is there a doctor in the house?
I think we'd all like to receive a letter with one of these on it
Something you should always do when you're the boss
help me
I can't
stop
the kids think its shit
a natural progression from sperm banks?
rent one today
i've been there and i dont recommend it
niche
surely not!
specialist farmer in sausages
cream filling
why are you called that ?
online porn
for moving Big Logs
mine's already well groomed and tanned
how much for an eighth? oh
let's all take a trip there
let's hope they have good control of themselves
Revisit old role-playing battles
All your decorating and impaling needs
Pound of flesh for the weekend, Sir ?
i'll have the whole village and chips please
ok, here's my granny, now how much for a half 'n' half?
cock rock at its finest
the local Police Academy often get their sustenance here
sounds funny to me anyway
requires mispronunciation
i'll have the...oh
i'll have a proton of celery please -i'm on a diet
is it exclusively for them or excluding them?
i would love to...
for a really top quality bumwipe
glad to see they've gone legit
Czech the facts
and while you're at it, where is the evidence for this?
Popemobiles a speciality
when trees run out, they'll be ready
if you're planning on holidaying in Alabama this year
if mine was, i'd get it seen to right away
think there's a spelling mistake here
that's a personal opinion
and in answer to the original question, THIS is what comes out!
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