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Cellulite on my thumb
Cellulite on my thumb
Don't know what it's doing there
It should be on my bum

Cellulite on my hand
Cellulite on my hand
I've no idea what's causing this
Perhaps some dodgy gland?

Cellulite on my wrist
Cellulite on my wrist
There's got to be a reason though
Maybe that it's a cyst

Cellulite on my arm
Cellulite on my arm
Like water-wings they flap around
And cause me social harm

Cellulite on my neck
Cellulite on my neck
It's lesser-spotted than my arse
But still i see a speck

Cellulite on my face
Cellulite on my face
I'm pleased it's moving, really am
But still it's the wrong place

Cellulite on my chin
Cellulite on my chin
The Old Wife tells me "wash it off
by gargling terps and gin"

Cellulite on my tongue
Cellulite on my tongue
It better not go further in
Don't want it on my lung

Cellulite on my lips
Cellulite on my lips
It's creeping out, it's seeping out
Down towards my hips

Cellulite on my chest
Cellulite on my chest
Now i'm happy, finally
To grope a decent breast

Cellulite on my ribs
Cellulite on my ribs
You can tell by the way i use my walk
They're just like Maurice Gibb's

Cellulite on my bum
Cellulite on my bum
(As i think i said before)
It started on my thumb

Cellulite on my cock
Cellulite on my cock
It looks just like a barbecued
Tesco's Value Hock

Cellulite on my thighs
Cellulite on my thighs
My young love wants to chew it off
But I don't think that's wise

Cellulite on my heel
Cellulite on my heel
Hang on, that's not cellulite
It's just some grapefruit peel
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