Tuesday, April 05, 2005
...from the Encyclobiblicus Divinicus 1938
Cardinal Bessarabia - (born 17??-
Currently holds the position of Grucifex Majordomo to the Papal Bastion
of Jerusigypt, in which he is responsible for the upkeep of the Keep of
Saint Sodomia and the Prigionus Daemonicus which lies within. Known
throughout the world as "God's Gaolor" he ensures the safety of the
world with his modern approach to torture of the inmates, the
overwhelming majority of whom are from the notoriously bellicose but
nevertheless sovereign state of Hell. Sealed his reputation with an
astonishing repudiation of the arguments by the Hellish Ambassador at
the League of Nations in June that the prisoners be repatriated and
given back their horns. One waits with interest to observe his undoubted
senior role in the coming World War II.
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Cardinal Bessarabia - (born 17??-
Currently holds the position of Grucifex Majordomo to the Papal Bastion
of Jerusigypt, in which he is responsible for the upkeep of the Keep of
Saint Sodomia and the Prigionus Daemonicus which lies within. Known
throughout the world as "God's Gaolor" he ensures the safety of the
world with his modern approach to torture of the inmates, the
overwhelming majority of whom are from the notoriously bellicose but
nevertheless sovereign state of Hell. Sealed his reputation with an
astonishing repudiation of the arguments by the Hellish Ambassador at
the League of Nations in June that the prisoners be repatriated and
given back their horns. One waits with interest to observe his undoubted
senior role in the coming World War II.
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