Thursday, April 14, 2005
Archbishop Alduit Sinsymegointdy-verizuhn of Cancer (3/1):
Seen as a good stop-gap candidate. Don't be surprised if he ends up Pope by the end of next week. Do be surprised if he carries on as Pope much beyond that.
The Dalai Lama (75/2):
The ultimate merger, as recommended by Price Waterhouse. Now's the time for consolidation in the religious market and at least celibacy will not be a problem for any of the priests. No more than usual, anyway.
Desert Orchid (16/3):
If the going's good, this two-time former National winner cannot be dismounted. A dream pairing with Italian-born Dettori, also a Catholic, would ensure victory
Friar Couscous (16/4)
A man of God and a god of a Man, there are few better men out there and even fewer who remain inside. Fluent in English and with 'A' grades in GCSE Maths and Science, he has all the right training for this. Also has never abused children except for himself when he was a child. So he can identify with both the abuser and the abused.
In the event of a tie, the two or more candidates with the most amount of votes have to write a 50-word essay called 'I should be Pope because...'
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Seen as a good stop-gap candidate. Don't be surprised if he ends up Pope by the end of next week. Do be surprised if he carries on as Pope much beyond that.
The Dalai Lama (75/2):
The ultimate merger, as recommended by Price Waterhouse. Now's the time for consolidation in the religious market and at least celibacy will not be a problem for any of the priests. No more than usual, anyway.
Desert Orchid (16/3):
If the going's good, this two-time former National winner cannot be dismounted. A dream pairing with Italian-born Dettori, also a Catholic, would ensure victory
Friar Couscous (16/4)
A man of God and a god of a Man, there are few better men out there and even fewer who remain inside. Fluent in English and with 'A' grades in GCSE Maths and Science, he has all the right training for this. Also has never abused children except for himself when he was a child. So he can identify with both the abuser and the abused.
In the event of a tie, the two or more candidates with the most amount of votes have to write a 50-word essay called 'I should be Pope because...'
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