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Friday, March 11, 2005

our own personal tribute, cleverly done two days ago, way ahead of everyone else

[15:31] J: no Ann Summers ? by law ?
[15:31] f: dunno
[15:31] f: there's lots of sex shops
[15:31] f: but theyre all soho style
[15:31] J: for priests
[15:31] J: right
[15:31] f: oh my god!
[15:32] f: tell a lie!
[15:32] f: there is one!
[15:32] f: and i know the street!
[15:32] f: how did i miss that?
[15:32] J: funny how they automatically get seedier the more religious the country
[15:32] f: it's on O'Connell St - one of the most famous streets in Dublin!
[15:40] J: is it vandalised by catholics?
[15:40] f: what catholics? this is ireland in 2005!
[15:41] J: thats my english image of it tho
[15:41] J: oh, and "no surrender" by the way
[15:42] f: what would you do if you went in having built yourself up to it, thinking, it's ok, they'll know it's for my missus, and the bloke in front of you in the queue asks for the exact same dildo you are after - when they tell him how big it is, he makes a length image with his hands and then transfers it to his arse and measures up how far it'll go and ive kind of lost the thread of this "what would you do if" so i'll stop there and just write it as a sketch
[15:42] f: or will i?
[15:43] J: haha
[15:43] J: make him a priest
[15:44] J: man goes in and says 'i'll have a dildo for the wife'
[15:44] f: and THEN you realise he's a priest?!
[15:44] f: for the wife....in America
[15:44] J: and the guy goes 'what about something for the bishop ?' pointing at his crotch
[15:44] J: camera pulls back and he has a catholic bishop on a leash
[15:44] f: and he goes 'he's got a choirboy who keeps him company'
[15:45] f: heyhey!
[15:45] J: the guy says 'nah hes got one'
[15:45] J: boom
[15:45] f: like it a lot
[15:45] J: Dave Allen, RIP
[15:45] f: except ive never heard of it called a bishop before
[15:45] f: he's not Dead!
[15:45] J: isnt he ?
[15:45] f: no!
[15:45] J: should be
[15:45] f: hehe
[15:45] J: i used to LOVE Dave Allen
[15:45] f: yeah, he broke the rules
[15:45] f: me too
[15:46] f: and weirdly, so did my mum!
[15:46] J: mainly for having one of the all-time funkiest theme tunes
[15:47] f: he was doing the same stuff years before jeremy beadle
[15:47] J: what, having a deformed hand
[15:47] f: exactly
[15:48] J: 'on the other hand' etc

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