cNutgroist

Last night I had Banal sex
No milky stains, no anal flecks
No reduction into gibbering wrecks
And nothing fleshy speared down necks

The strap-ons stayed inside the box
The one that’s marked ‘spare tits and cocks’
Nor did we play with my ball-locks
No rodents got stuffed into socks

Two were we, no clusterfucks
Or tag-team gang of rutting bucks
In porno fantasy-deluxe.
Group anal bores and oral sucks

Vanilla sex enjoys no licks
No sado-maso cunty kicks
The camera’s full of legal pics
And down my dick are stuck no sticks

We don’t perform for Dirty Macs
Won’t fetishise no group of Blacks
Nor invite in some helpless Spacks
To join us in our sex-attacks

I didn’t frot, I didn’t frig
She didn’t wear a pussy-wig
I fit in snug although im big
I loved it so, as did the pig
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