Friday, January 14, 2005
What about this?
The Exchange Machine: A vending machine which takes neither cash nor cards but only products. You want a new cd? Just take an old cd you dont listen to anymore to the machine, insert it and, as long as the machine can recognise it (reading the ID Tag, etc) then it will dispense you one in replacement. A completely random one that has itself been deposited within in exchange for a new one. No, there's no money in it. It's just another chance to make life better. Could be extended to take in other formats. Books and socks would be especially good for this.
Toothbrush-paste dispenser: Fill up the hollow handle of your toothbrush with toothpaste and then simply squeeze the squashy bit at the end to propel it slowly up through the business end to the brushes and spikes. You can get just the right amount in that way.
An extra sack for your balls: Mother Nature's a gracious mistress and men certainly lucked out when she gave us a lovely pair of balls to play with. But they are a bit too soft to withstand the modern rigours of use these days. Why should they have to dangle so? It would also allow mediterranean men the world over to get on with doing something more useful than publicly checking their balls every 3 seconds. All you'd do is remember that when you got up this morning, after showering for half an hour and posing in the mirror for another 45 minutes, you shaved, slapped on your cologne and put on your beloved ballsack, before going out to harass foreign girls in the town centre.
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The Exchange Machine: A vending machine which takes neither cash nor cards but only products. You want a new cd? Just take an old cd you dont listen to anymore to the machine, insert it and, as long as the machine can recognise it (reading the ID Tag, etc) then it will dispense you one in replacement. A completely random one that has itself been deposited within in exchange for a new one. No, there's no money in it. It's just another chance to make life better. Could be extended to take in other formats. Books and socks would be especially good for this.
Toothbrush-paste dispenser: Fill up the hollow handle of your toothbrush with toothpaste and then simply squeeze the squashy bit at the end to propel it slowly up through the business end to the brushes and spikes. You can get just the right amount in that way.
An extra sack for your balls: Mother Nature's a gracious mistress and men certainly lucked out when she gave us a lovely pair of balls to play with. But they are a bit too soft to withstand the modern rigours of use these days. Why should they have to dangle so? It would also allow mediterranean men the world over to get on with doing something more useful than publicly checking their balls every 3 seconds. All you'd do is remember that when you got up this morning, after showering for half an hour and posing in the mirror for another 45 minutes, you shaved, slapped on your cologne and put on your beloved ballsack, before going out to harass foreign girls in the town centre.
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