Tuesday, December 07, 2004
review coming, but here's a quick top ten:
TEN POOR EXCUSES FOR SITTING THROUGH 'PASSION OF THE CHRIST':
1) It was on a free trial from Blockbuster.
2) It's, like, got tons of gore in it.
3) I suspected I was anti-Semetic, but just wanted to make sure,
4) Monica Bellucci's quite tasty in it.
5) I was impressed with Mel Gibson's previous forays into directing and admired his fair and balanced portrayals in films like 'Braveheart'.
6) I had some Latin homework to do before Monday and needed some help.
7) I'd been to church that morning and found the traditional sermon a little 'dry'
8) I'm completely dyslexic and thought I was renting 'Cannonball Run 2'
9) I was possessed by the Devil shortly after watching Hinckley v Brentford on BBC1 and he made me do it.
10) I'm crazy that way
Rugeley
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TEN POOR EXCUSES FOR SITTING THROUGH 'PASSION OF THE CHRIST':
1) It was on a free trial from Blockbuster.
2) It's, like, got tons of gore in it.
3) I suspected I was anti-Semetic, but just wanted to make sure,
4) Monica Bellucci's quite tasty in it.
5) I was impressed with Mel Gibson's previous forays into directing and admired his fair and balanced portrayals in films like 'Braveheart'.
6) I had some Latin homework to do before Monday and needed some help.
7) I'd been to church that morning and found the traditional sermon a little 'dry'
8) I'm completely dyslexic and thought I was renting 'Cannonball Run 2'
9) I was possessed by the Devil shortly after watching Hinckley v Brentford on BBC1 and he made me do it.
10) I'm crazy that way
Rugeley
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