cNutgroist

Out at the Forty Foot Pool in Sandycove to display to our mad guest a more healthy form of insanity, that of stout Irishmen and women swimming in the mid-December sea for fun. As we walk out from the rocks back to the car a man passes my female companions who are some steps in front of me. He is on his way to the 'pool', about 50 years old and wearing a black wetsuit. He says:

'Just in case you was wonderin' Ladies, i'm auditioning for a part in Baywatch'

and before they've even stopped laughing, he's moved on and is replaced by his friend, about the same age but in dry-land clothes. He just looks at them and without missing a beat says:

'More like Gaywatch'
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