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King Carsten the II ruled Grift (latterly the Royal and Ruhussian Kingdom of Grift and Grimp) with, they say, a Rod of Love. Wherever he went, seeing good deeds taking place in the cities and in the countryside, he would summon the dogooders to his carriage and, taking no heed for his own personal safety, anoint them with his Rod of Love. But woe betide the baddoers, those malificious entities of not niceness, for when he caught them, he would summon them to his carriage and, taking no heed for his own personal safety, anoint them with his Rod of Love

and if you don't believe me, check out this excellent piece of second-hand history on his popular father, King Carsten the III, also of Grift
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