Thursday, November 04, 2004
it's a day later and the disappointment hasn't worn off for lots of people. the pubs last night were pretty subdued. i imagine all throughout europe and much of the rest of the alcoholic world, people were ready to break world drinking records, anticipating a big night out getting wasted to celebrate the end of a shit quadra-year period. kind of like the mood round our house when the Queen Mother died. But instead, we didn't.
and it gets me thinking, surely with all the goodwill just under half the US voting populace have for John Kerry, and the same from many who live in the outside world, couldn't we just go off and establish an alternative America with him as President? He came so close doesn't he deserve something? if there's not a suitable land mass available (although i suggest we, the british, invade australia again. and when we discover there are already people living there, with their funny big faces, unusually querelous language and strange mystical thinking we just disenfranchise them all over again. they can be 'our' American Indians) then simply divide america up into roughly Civil War-era battle lines, leaving the West wild, and decide which side each voter will live on. north of the line (mason-dixon is it?) is county Kerry. South of that you're living out in the Bush. That'd take all of, what, 10 minutes the state of division the federation is in at the moment? In a true democracy, you'd vote for your leader and you'd get him. Your neighbour would vote for their leader, and they'd get her. democracy reductio ad absurdemned isnt something that's pondered too often such are the bizarre, contrary conclusions. and as i reread this nonsensical post i can see that the nano-squadron of CIA brain monkeys have finally chewed through one too many spongy lumps in my skullhole, stopping for good my critical faculties. damn you to hell and babylon george double v fuckhead, aieeeeeeeeeee!
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and it gets me thinking, surely with all the goodwill just under half the US voting populace have for John Kerry, and the same from many who live in the outside world, couldn't we just go off and establish an alternative America with him as President? He came so close doesn't he deserve something? if there's not a suitable land mass available (although i suggest we, the british, invade australia again. and when we discover there are already people living there, with their funny big faces, unusually querelous language and strange mystical thinking we just disenfranchise them all over again. they can be 'our' American Indians) then simply divide america up into roughly Civil War-era battle lines, leaving the West wild, and decide which side each voter will live on. north of the line (mason-dixon is it?) is county Kerry. South of that you're living out in the Bush. That'd take all of, what, 10 minutes the state of division the federation is in at the moment? In a true democracy, you'd vote for your leader and you'd get him. Your neighbour would vote for their leader, and they'd get her. democracy reductio ad absurdemned isnt something that's pondered too often such are the bizarre, contrary conclusions. and as i reread this nonsensical post i can see that the nano-squadron of CIA brain monkeys have finally chewed through one too many spongy lumps in my skullhole, stopping for good my critical faculties. damn you to hell and babylon george double v fuckhead, aieeeeeeeeeee!
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