cNutgroist

i'm feeling pretty frisky, so if anyone would like to have sex with me today, come and meet me by the duck pond in Herbert Park, 2pm and i'll do it to you right there in the bushes. we'll have a good old 70's british sex romp so please wear a fresh innuendo. i can arrange for the parkie to chase us away after half-an-hour of quality slap-and-tickle and a kazoo orchestra to soundtrack it for us. i anticipate neither of us actually getting our rocks of until the end of the, er, film

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