cNutgroist

Busy day i had yesterday...

i: i imagine the devil's probably got a nice one
A2: mmm
A2: prob small tho
i: although once it's in, it probably aint coming out again
A2: hence all his anger
i: it'd be barbed
A2: mmm
A2: interesting
i: naah, it'll be long
i: you'll think it's his tail at first
A2: what about girth?
i: probably not that wide
A2: thats important too
A2: *damn*
i: damn right it is
i: but it's so long he can fold it over and make a thick one
A2: mmmmmmmmmmmm
i: although obviously he'll be shooting 'out' again
A2: hey
A2: :-)
A2: stop it
i: which is good
i: i mean
A2: not fair
i: you dont want to be impregnanted by The Devil
A2: haha
A2: I'd make him wear a condom
A2: that had 'barb' sections in it
i: itd have to be made of God-metal to withstand his mighty blast
A2: to fir him properly
A2: haha
A2: blast me from here to eternity
A2: imagine a 3 way with god and the devil
A2: DP even
A2: mmm
i: who';d be in the middle?
i: you?
i: mary?
A2: yes
A2: me
i: jordan?
A2: of course
A2: haha
A2: no
i: the river jordan, i mean
A2: hahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaa
i: which in a funny kind of way, is exactly what some people think IS going on today
i: but fuck that shit
i: i wanna talk about the devil's barbed condoms
A2: haha
A2: (TM coming soon)
A2: easy to put on
i: i imagine his cock is something like a giant tickleback eel
A2: difficult to remove
i: stickleback, that should be
A2: because his spunk is like glue
i: although the missing s didnt hurt the meaning
A2: and the barbs stick to the condom
i: isnt ALL spunk?
i: i wouldve thought it was far more like chili sauce
i: in taste and colour
i: like hababero sauce, im pretty sure
A2: but consistency of devil spunk is more like glue
i: yes, i think it's quite likely

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