Thursday, September 09, 2004
YES! At last, something i've dreamed of for years...
WORLD WAR 3
Russia has announced it's going to go after terrorist bases worldwide which means that, finally, the two great superpowers of the Cold War are both fighting in a global war.
It's just a shame it's not against eachother.
Granted, the Russkies are no longer Evil Commies and it turns out they weren't even that Evil in the first place. It's true that this America, much like Reagan's one, is no longer the benevolent protector of all things good that I thought it was when i was a kid. But who didn't know that following a couple of sharp pop lessons from Frankie Goes To Hollywood and Sting in 1984/5? That's how I wised up, anyway.
I think of all the time, money, lives, liberties and landscapes wasted on creating and allaying fears of eachother since 1945 and I immediately stop masturbating. I know that many of the world's top generals feel the same.
Surely the desperate dance of dirty death performed by Uncle Sam and Mother Russia for 45 years before the lady got a bit tired towards the end when her unwilling partner in the nuclear tango chose to gobble up all the snacks for himself and his refusal to pay for a taxi home meaning there were to be no 'fireworks' was the very greatest anti-climax in the history of long, drawn out dancefloor-based anticipatio-battlewanks. No more than a mere dribble on her shoes.
So what we really need is a second pop of the cherry - I propose we forward information to Russia about a large training camp for a bunch of religious zealots hell-bent on worldwide domination, profoundly anti-government, anti-democratic, anti-free speach and which keeps women in their place at all times. Somewhere like here http://www.frugalsquirrels.com/ and here http://members.aol.com/wyldcardjw/
If you want to read a more reasoned argument on the same subject, go here...
http://scaryduck.blogspot.com/2004/09/two-minutes-hate.html
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WORLD WAR 3
Russia has announced it's going to go after terrorist bases worldwide which means that, finally, the two great superpowers of the Cold War are both fighting in a global war.
It's just a shame it's not against eachother.
Granted, the Russkies are no longer Evil Commies and it turns out they weren't even that Evil in the first place. It's true that this America, much like Reagan's one, is no longer the benevolent protector of all things good that I thought it was when i was a kid. But who didn't know that following a couple of sharp pop lessons from Frankie Goes To Hollywood and Sting in 1984/5? That's how I wised up, anyway.
I think of all the time, money, lives, liberties and landscapes wasted on creating and allaying fears of eachother since 1945 and I immediately stop masturbating. I know that many of the world's top generals feel the same.
Surely the desperate dance of dirty death performed by Uncle Sam and Mother Russia for 45 years before the lady got a bit tired towards the end when her unwilling partner in the nuclear tango chose to gobble up all the snacks for himself and his refusal to pay for a taxi home meaning there were to be no 'fireworks' was the very greatest anti-climax in the history of long, drawn out dancefloor-based anticipatio-battlewanks. No more than a mere dribble on her shoes.
So what we really need is a second pop of the cherry - I propose we forward information to Russia about a large training camp for a bunch of religious zealots hell-bent on worldwide domination, profoundly anti-government, anti-democratic, anti-free speach and which keeps women in their place at all times. Somewhere like here http://www.frugalsquirrels.com/ and here http://members.aol.com/wyldcardjw/
If you want to read a more reasoned argument on the same subject, go here...
http://scaryduck.blogspot.com/2004/09/two-minutes-hate.html
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