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taken from the unpublished manuscript 'Inappropriate Cockney Rhyming Slang'. It's also known as me and Keith, bored at 2am, being wilfully offensive. Note the slang word comes first, the true meaning afterwards. Except for when it's the other way round.

Dane Bowers - the Twin Towers
Bette Midler - Kiddie Fiddler
Robert Kilroy-Silk - Prostate Milk
Wind Assisted - Fisted
Holocaust Documentary - Forced Entry
Cock Salad - Rock Ballad
Black Grape - Black Rape

im sure there's more but i cant be, um, James Last
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