Thursday, August 19, 2004
Englanders - do you live on the posh side of town? work in an office? go for walks in the park?
wherever you are today, if you listen very carefully you can hear the furious slopping noises that distinguish the mating call of the white-chested, featherless adult male bald Daily Telegraph reader as he performs the annual wank of delight in celebration of his unnatural target, found outside schools and colleges in the area and inevitably, on the front cover of his favourite nesting material the Daily Telegraph itself. That target, the sweet group of 18 year old girls, clutching eachother and gaping open-mouthed at their results, has a fragrance all of its own. It's the smell of...
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wherever you are today, if you listen very carefully you can hear the furious slopping noises that distinguish the mating call of the white-chested, featherless adult male bald Daily Telegraph reader as he performs the annual wank of delight in celebration of his unnatural target, found outside schools and colleges in the area and inevitably, on the front cover of his favourite nesting material the Daily Telegraph itself. That target, the sweet group of 18 year old girls, clutching eachother and gaping open-mouthed at their results, has a fragrance all of its own. It's the smell of...
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