Friday, July 02, 2004
Why they haven't made 'Straight Eye for a Queer Guy' yet:
Scene: A spotless modern apartment with tasteful, matching furnishings. Clearly the work of someone houseproud and conscientious about their appearance. Five scruffy blokes in t-shirts and jeans stand around tutting, then turn to one immaculately dressed man with a terrified face
SG1: Where are the pictures of birds, mate?
SG2: Stop mincing!
SG3: What's all this tapas shit for? If you want to impress someone, order Pizza!
SG4: Don't be so Gay!
SG5: Don't be Gay at all!
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Scene: A spotless modern apartment with tasteful, matching furnishings. Clearly the work of someone houseproud and conscientious about their appearance. Five scruffy blokes in t-shirts and jeans stand around tutting, then turn to one immaculately dressed man with a terrified face
SG1: Where are the pictures of birds, mate?
SG2: Stop mincing!
SG3: What's all this tapas shit for? If you want to impress someone, order Pizza!
SG4: Don't be so Gay!
SG5: Don't be Gay at all!
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