Tuesday, June 22, 2004
Things I learnt this weekend whilst in the company of an old friend from the old country:
-Spain are planning to get a large hacksaw and cut Portugal loose from its Iberian moorings. They're going to push it north.
-'Homage' is anywhere homosexual activity takes place and good luck to them all
-There should be a shop opened that specifically caters for people who think they're pronouncing certain products correctly. They will sell samosas, freixenet cava and the like.
-any eating establishment which offers 'Salsa Sauce' must be stopped
-I still dream of Organon. I wake up crying
-flying pigs? that'll be pigeons
-one can buy a lady for an hour of physical interaction in or near a certain hotel in Mespil Street
-but one won't
-If you're happily married and your wife likes women too, you find it very easy to tell strangers in nightclubs
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-Spain are planning to get a large hacksaw and cut Portugal loose from its Iberian moorings. They're going to push it north.
-'Homage' is anywhere homosexual activity takes place and good luck to them all
-There should be a shop opened that specifically caters for people who think they're pronouncing certain products correctly. They will sell samosas, freixenet cava and the like.
-any eating establishment which offers 'Salsa Sauce' must be stopped
-I still dream of Organon. I wake up crying
-flying pigs? that'll be pigeons
-one can buy a lady for an hour of physical interaction in or near a certain hotel in Mespil Street
-but one won't
-If you're happily married and your wife likes women too, you find it very easy to tell strangers in nightclubs
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