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Wednesday, June 09, 2004

It's time someone took my idea for flipper-mittens seriously. I for one would pay good money to see other people walking around wearing snappy claw-gloves, where the thumb, forefinger and middle finger are all squashed into one mitteny-chamber and the ring and little fingers live within the other. Hey presto, you've got yourself a whole population of lobster-men at last. Vulcan greetings will become the norm throughout winter and i'll maybe get over the hurt caused by seeing socks with individual toe-pockets on the market, an idea i had, oh, about a million decades before anybody else i'm sure.

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