cNutgroist

I have never seen a man die
But every day I go and try

I have never had a sexual life
Despite a homosexual wife

My kids don't think their dad is cool
For sending them to spastic school

My folks dont think my job is right
I'm sucking cocks when money's tight

The Lord above has sent me pain
In the form of 'shaky brain'

My friends want all their money back
Not spent on shares in Afghan smack

And that is why I'd like two E's
Will you fix it for me, Jim'll, please?
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