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A long time ago this list appeared in a terrible film nobody saw. It was a list of music-hall performers and I just found it amongst my papers. It's not that funny which meant it worked perfectly in the context of the film

Ethel Mermaid
The Erotic Sounds of Ravi Shanklin
"Fat" Heidi Tosca the Diva from Geneva
Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Park
Basil Parsley and Rosemary Sage - the Four Seasonings - perform The Life and Thymes of Catherine of Tarragon
Steve Sleazy and his Cheezy Weezy
The Jimi Bendix Experience
The Bootleg George Formby
Brad Wurst - Bavaria's Funniest Sausage
Clive Old's Tales of Yore
Phil Hairy roasts himself
Bernie Schnorbitz
Fred "Not Fucks" Fuchs
Germaine Question
"Evil" Otto Duckcakes
"Good" Otto Duckcakes
"Indifferent" Otto Duckcakes
Tony Spunksplatter and his Bubbling Hot Pollocks
Bill Chewy - Train Impersonator
Steve and Eve Cleves
Pius XII, the Other Pope
Chick Swithdix - You won't believe your eyes
Kevin Blacklist and the Hard-To Credit Dancers
Big Daddy Jambon
Blind Lemon Pie
Herman Nailbomb's Bag of Tricks
Bruce Hoover the Human Anteater
Umberto Filigree's Rampant Coccyx
Don Pagan and the Sacrificial Lamb Foxtrotters
Dave Doggerel - Feral Child
Albert Eisenstein - the nearly man
Smoke without Fire
Max Legroom
Winnie Tonka-Bago
Spit Honey's Modern Jazz Dodecaheptet

Hmmmmmmmmmm


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