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just another little chat some funny fellas once had, all in good humour and no offense to blacks and jews intended:

faraa3: Allllllllllllright
faraa3: how dyou spell this then?
ginsterlad74: Jah-Bul-On says hi
faraa3: ok
faraa3: meanwhile, here's a cool site for ya...
ginsterlad74: ??
faraa3: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/guides/guide-display/-/3 LPE6DJA5Z1VK/ref%3Dcm%5Fbg%5Fdp%5Fl%5F1/104-4 024542-6998321
ginsterlad74: very handy - do they do one about how to get an american wife while serving in the phillipino navy?
ginsterlad74: www.freemasonrywatch.org/jahbulon.html
faraa3: you've spotted a niche
faraa3: reading it right now
faraa3: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/cm/member-reviews/-/A 139H1FTGPR5SM/1/ref%3Dcm%5Fcr%5Fauth/104-4024542 -6998321
ginsterlad74: wasn't he in dollar?
ginsterlad74: or was that Gayvid Van Gay
faraa3: ask yourself
faraa3: do i look foolish or do they look foolish?
ginsterlad74: indeed - immortal words from the ever youthful demi-doge of shitpop
faraa3: Fucks Bizz
ginsterlad74: i wan to form a band called Pound Sterling
faraa3: you'll probably not find easy acceptance within europe
ginsterlad74: http://www.angelfire.com/va2/baali/hist.html - scary
faraa3: i'd like to form a band called Roughly 66, 67 p
ginsterlad74: Two Thirdz of Da Pound?
faraa3: Pou
ginsterlad74: !!
ginsterlad74: T'Pau in Yorkshire speak
faraa3: Don't push t'far yer dreams, love, thars got a nice piece of staffordshire in yon hands
ginsterlad74: T'Pau's lead singer has just married Cilla's son
faraa3: !!
ginsterlad74: Black 'n' Decker
faraa3: t'pau's lead singer has just married t'pau's lead singer
ginsterlad74: double decker?
faraa3: yup
ginsterlad74: nah - they've just split up
ginsterlad74: single decker
faraa3: single decker?
ginsterlad74: yesly
faraa3: im reading these pieces
ginsterlad74: learn them
faraa3: the first one seems like it a forgery
faraa3: an apologetic mason "telling it like it is"
faraa3: the second one is just complete gobbledeshit
ginsterlad74: that's their strategy these days
faraa3: well it's a celever strategy
ginsterlad74: i think the second one might be part of a wargamers site
faraa3: At the time that Caesar was assassinated, there was great unrest in the Nether Realm. Jah-Bul-On moved himself to Hell and mustered his forces.
faraa3: well it's not from the book of common prayer
ginsterlad74: true - tell me something i don't know
ginsterlad74: i did think Jah-Bul-On's 1994 collaboration with Brian Eno was pretty good though
faraa3: it's not from the Haynes manual for a 1989 Ford Escort xriii
ginsterlad74: it' from the Haynes manual from the Ford Evil 1.3 Injection
faraa3: the Mitsubishi Deathtrap 1.5
ginsterlad74: !!!
ginsterlad74: the Suzuki Maimwagon XL
faraa3: the Pontiac Executor 1.6 Lethal Injection
ginsterlad74: Toyota Decapivan 2.1 Turbo Evil
ginsterlad74: Hyundai Deathcamp 4x4 People Carrier
faraa3: !!
ginsterlad74: Mitsubishi Belle-Sun SE
faraa3: the Daewoo Soulcrush ghia
ginsterlad74: Dodge Bastinado 4.2 Cabrioslay
faraa3: the Saab Bastardy Turbo
ginsterlad74: Rover Archbishop of Loganberry 2.3 Diesel Superchalliss
faraa3: Corvette RingRape 9.3 Richterfuel
ginsterlad74: Fiat Mafia 1.6 Judgekiller
ginsterlad74: Renault Petain 2.2 Traitor
faraa3: the Peugeot Mitterand twin collaborateur
ginsterlad74: Volkswagen Fuhrer 2.6 Sui-Bunker
faraa3: the Lada Gulag 22.3
ginsterlad74: Lada Stalingrad 1.3 Siege Injection
ginsterlad74: Trabant 1.0 Defector KGB
faraa3: the Skoda Davies 1.5 Wank Fantasy
ginsterlad74: oo-eer
ginsterlad74: The Austin Empire 1.6 Amritsar
faraa3: nice one
faraa3: the Morris Dancer 19c Golden Age
ginsterlad74: !!!
ginsterlad74: the Wolseley 1.3 Break with Rome
faraa3: beauty!!!!!
faraa3: The Leyland Cramnerwagon with Hooperised rims and twin Latimers
ginsterlad74: !!
faraa3: the Ford Vauxhall
ginsterlad74: !!!
ginsterlad74: Seat Cardinal Ximenes 1.6 Inquisition
faraa3: the Mercedes Zyklon B Class
ginsterlad74: :-)
ginsterlad74: Volvo 2.6 Dancing Queen
ginsterlad74: BMW 2.8 HRE Holy Roman Empire
faraa3: the Jensen Interrupter 1.Interrupter
ginsterlad74: the Jensen Kid David 1.3 David Kid Jensen
faraa3: 8-)
ginsterlad74: the Morris Day 1.3 Sexiness on the Left-Hand Drive
faraa3: the Alfa Romeo Ferrari LaydeeWagon
ginsterlad74: the Alfa Romeo Juliet Bravo Police Car
ginsterlad74: Lamborghini 4.2 Luxury Sex Injection
faraa3: The Alfa Alfalfa Aleph Alf Al F
ginsterlad74: the Triumph 2.5 Roadrape
ginsterlad74: the Reliant Robin 1.0 Early Music
faraa3: the Triumph Nazi Alterna-Futur
faraa3: :-Pfor the Reliant
faraa3: the Dodge County Racist Niggerwagon
ginsterlad74: Mitsubishi Sir Alec Bridge on the River Pint of Guinness
ginsterlad74: !!!Dodge
ginsterlad74: the Buick Dixie 2.1 Coondragger
faraa3: !!
ginsterlad74: Jaguar 4.3 Bastard Boss Deluxe
faraa3: the General Motors Jim Crow Lyncher and Hoodwagon
ginsterlad74: got to go now my man - time for coughing guts up and pissing out of ass - i told you i was ill dammit
faraa3: k
faraa3: fanks
faraa3: take this link though
ginsterlad74: by the way - how are you finding your new manor?
faraa3: http://www.flaneur.org.uk/html/food/crisps4.html
faraa3: boring
faraa3: looking forward to ireland now
faraa3: assuming we go
ginsterlad74: definitely going?
faraa3: probababababably
ginsterlad74: by gorrah i hope you have the best of mcilblarney there
faraa3: i hear there's no niggers there
faraa3: that's my number one reason for going
faraa3: and ive always wanted to fuck a nun
ginsterlad74: there is - i walked into a black bar in dublin and it was like in a film - everyone stopped and looked at me! right gotta go! byeee
faraa3: but there are 'nun to fuck' round here
faraa3: by
ginsterlad74: seeya
faraa3: no
ginsterlad74 signed off at 21:38:04
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