Wednesday, March 03, 2004
It seems there's a few ficts milling around masquerading as faction, so to set the record straight, I'm going to, er, put the record straight.
1. Despite my best efforts to remain otherwise, I am not a virgin.
2. I have never interfered with children except for when they get on my nerves.
3. I am of sound body.
4. My favourite rain is 'drizzle'. My least favourite rain is 'spitting'
5. I have chest pains but it's nothing to worry about.
6. I have 20! 20! Vi-shuuuuun (please sing this one)
7. I am NOT the god of hellfire and I do NOT bring you fire
8. I never said I wanted to set off a nuclear bomb up George Bulsh's arse just to get US government traffic to this blog.
9. I said Nucular. Totally different.
10. I have danced with a man. And I enjoyed it but in a different way to with a woman.
11. Vacuum-sealed bags of Matteson's Black Man's Willies do not haunt me in my dreams. Anymore.
12. I do this for the self-esteem.
13. There's no grand plan. Except a publishing deal.
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1. Despite my best efforts to remain otherwise, I am not a virgin.
2. I have never interfered with children except for when they get on my nerves.
3. I am of sound body.
4. My favourite rain is 'drizzle'. My least favourite rain is 'spitting'
5. I have chest pains but it's nothing to worry about.
6. I have 20! 20! Vi-shuuuuun (please sing this one)
7. I am NOT the god of hellfire and I do NOT bring you fire
8. I never said I wanted to set off a nuclear bomb up George Bulsh's arse just to get US government traffic to this blog.
9. I said Nucular. Totally different.
10. I have danced with a man. And I enjoyed it but in a different way to with a woman.
11. Vacuum-sealed bags of Matteson's Black Man's Willies do not haunt me in my dreams. Anymore.
12. I do this for the self-esteem.
13. There's no grand plan. Except a publishing deal.
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