Monday, March 01, 2004
faraa3: look at the name of this guy....
faraa3: Early yesterday, Josuel Galdino, 25, hit Fitsum Gebreegziabher, 27, of Woodbridge along I-95 after Gebreegziabher, who had been driving south, apparently stopped and got out of his Toyota Camry after getting a flat tire, according to a police account.
JJJJY01: wwydi it said, 'Gebreegziabher, a father of two and 274 in Scrabble, was driving south.....'
faraa3: !
JJJJY01: see any of the Oscars ?
faraa3: some
faraa3: bill murray's acceptance speech was hilarious
JJJJY01: for what ?
JJJJY01: for the film he didnt win for ?
faraa3: best actor
faraa3: oh
faraa3: maybe i didnt see the oscars
JJJJY01: you just made that up
JJJJY01: Sean Penn won
faraa3: fair enough
faraa3: sean penn was the best film of the year
JJJJY01: he won best Supporting Actress
faraa3: Lord of the rings won best original screenplay
JJJJY01: haha
faraa3: lost in translation wouldve won best foreign film but they couldnt work out what the actors were saying
JJJJY01: Peter Jackson won Best Fat Director
JJJJY01: Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson presented a couple of awards dressed as Starsky and Hutch
faraa3: how do you dress an award as a cop show?
JJJJY01: nice
JJJJY01: NICE
faraa3: thank you thank you very much thank you VERY MUCH thank you no really thank you
faraa3: biugger
JJJJY01: bleeuuurghhhhhh
faraa3: did you win any best oscars?
JJJJY01: yeah, best beard on a non-supporting role
faraa3: i bet penelope cruz was gutted
faraa3: EH! EH!
JJJJY01: my lunch won best supporting roll
faraa3: surely your second chin wouldve got that one in the bag
JJJJY01: oi
JJJJY01: you can talk
JJJJY01: a lot
faraa3: well i would but the orchestra's justr started playing so i think my time is up
JJJJY01: your stomach won a lifetime achievement award
faraa3: i'd like to thank the original designer of oscar for giving me something to shove up my wife when my nob gets a bit wilty
JJJJY01: !
faraa3: wwydi the central wooden frame in your parents dining room won best supporting beam?
JJJJY01: Most Unnecessary Supporting Beam
JJJJY01: you and your missus fucking won best live action SHORT
faraa3: that joke just won least animated performance
faraa3: and this conversation just won least original screenplay
JJJJY01: so far today, it's early yet
JJJJY01: Disney's violent X-Rated feature-length cartoon won an Oscar
JJJJY01: Finding Remo: Unarmed and Dangerous
faraa3: finned and dangerous
faraa3: oh no sorry that renny harlin's last film
JJJJY01: about sharks who play chess
JJJJY01: Deep Blue Sea
faraa3: about pirates who suck off chess pieces
JJJJY01: Pissers of Eight
faraa3: while whistleblowing on richard nixon
faraa3: Deep Throat Island
JJJJY01: now that would have been a box-office success
faraa3: whgich would make a change for renny harlin
JJJJY01: i wonder what happened to his wife ?
JJJJY01: Renata Harlin
faraa3: !
faraa3: i wonder if his fish ever get indigestion?
faraa3: Rennie Marlin
JJJJY01: damn, i was going to do that
JJJJY01: wwydi his parents were alcoholics AND dyslexic, and originally wanted to name him Remi Martin but got it wrong ?
faraa3: and called him Courvoisier instead?
JJJJY01: which is Finnish for er, Renny Harlin
faraa3: somewhere there's a director called Don Perrynon with the same problem
faraa3: and Bud Wieser
faraa3: you know i watched fox news earlier and they were asking an 'expert' about Haiti
faraa3: and he said 'well, one problem of course is that the island is riddled with voodoo'
JJJJY01: oh yeah
JJJJY01: haha
JJJJY01: like smallpox or something
faraa3: and that's going to be a problem for US troops, apparently
faraa3: i think he got most of his information from Live and Let Die
JJJJY01: do they think it's run by Baron Samedi ?
faraa3: it isnt?
JJJJY01: well, only in spirit form
faraa3: thing is, it'd be like a haitian news pundit saying 'oh yes, well, of course America is riddled with Christianity'
JJJJY01: no, riddled with FUNDAMENTALIST Christianity
faraa3: yeah, the fox guy didnt mention that haiti has actually quite a liberal brand of voodoo
JJJJY01: wwydi there were reports that US troops had met huge resistance from speedboats and alligators ?
faraa3: there's very little forced zombiefication these days
faraa3: we leave it up to the individual to decide
JJJJY01: before, killing chickens and wearing silly hats was just for Sundays, but now.....
faraa3: yes, abig deal is made out of feathers left on bed's but really, that's what happens when you fluff your pillows regularly
JJJJY01: wwydi they invaded the island and found the lair of the rebel leader. He was wearing an old England shirt and sporting a dodgy mullet. then the americans realised they'd invaded Mark Hately by mistake
faraa3: wwydi they invaded the island and found the lair of the rebel leader, and he was wearing a top hat and sitting upright at a nice table drinking out of a nice china tea service. then the americans realised they'd invaded High Tea by mistake
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faraa3: Early yesterday, Josuel Galdino, 25, hit Fitsum Gebreegziabher, 27, of Woodbridge along I-95 after Gebreegziabher, who had been driving south, apparently stopped and got out of his Toyota Camry after getting a flat tire, according to a police account.
JJJJY01: wwydi it said, 'Gebreegziabher, a father of two and 274 in Scrabble, was driving south.....'
faraa3: !
JJJJY01: see any of the Oscars ?
faraa3: some
faraa3: bill murray's acceptance speech was hilarious
JJJJY01: for what ?
JJJJY01: for the film he didnt win for ?
faraa3: best actor
faraa3: oh
faraa3: maybe i didnt see the oscars
JJJJY01: you just made that up
JJJJY01: Sean Penn won
faraa3: fair enough
faraa3: sean penn was the best film of the year
JJJJY01: he won best Supporting Actress
faraa3: Lord of the rings won best original screenplay
JJJJY01: haha
faraa3: lost in translation wouldve won best foreign film but they couldnt work out what the actors were saying
JJJJY01: Peter Jackson won Best Fat Director
JJJJY01: Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson presented a couple of awards dressed as Starsky and Hutch
faraa3: how do you dress an award as a cop show?
JJJJY01: nice
JJJJY01: NICE
faraa3: thank you thank you very much thank you VERY MUCH thank you no really thank you
faraa3: biugger
JJJJY01: bleeuuurghhhhhh
faraa3: did you win any best oscars?
JJJJY01: yeah, best beard on a non-supporting role
faraa3: i bet penelope cruz was gutted
faraa3: EH! EH!
JJJJY01: my lunch won best supporting roll
faraa3: surely your second chin wouldve got that one in the bag
JJJJY01: oi
JJJJY01: you can talk
JJJJY01: a lot
faraa3: well i would but the orchestra's justr started playing so i think my time is up
JJJJY01: your stomach won a lifetime achievement award
faraa3: i'd like to thank the original designer of oscar for giving me something to shove up my wife when my nob gets a bit wilty
JJJJY01: !
faraa3: wwydi the central wooden frame in your parents dining room won best supporting beam?
JJJJY01: Most Unnecessary Supporting Beam
JJJJY01: you and your missus fucking won best live action SHORT
faraa3: that joke just won least animated performance
faraa3: and this conversation just won least original screenplay
JJJJY01: so far today, it's early yet
JJJJY01: Disney's violent X-Rated feature-length cartoon won an Oscar
JJJJY01: Finding Remo: Unarmed and Dangerous
faraa3: finned and dangerous
faraa3: oh no sorry that renny harlin's last film
JJJJY01: about sharks who play chess
JJJJY01: Deep Blue Sea
faraa3: about pirates who suck off chess pieces
JJJJY01: Pissers of Eight
faraa3: while whistleblowing on richard nixon
faraa3: Deep Throat Island
JJJJY01: now that would have been a box-office success
faraa3: whgich would make a change for renny harlin
JJJJY01: i wonder what happened to his wife ?
JJJJY01: Renata Harlin
faraa3: !
faraa3: i wonder if his fish ever get indigestion?
faraa3: Rennie Marlin
JJJJY01: damn, i was going to do that
JJJJY01: wwydi his parents were alcoholics AND dyslexic, and originally wanted to name him Remi Martin but got it wrong ?
faraa3: and called him Courvoisier instead?
JJJJY01: which is Finnish for er, Renny Harlin
faraa3: somewhere there's a director called Don Perrynon with the same problem
faraa3: and Bud Wieser
faraa3: you know i watched fox news earlier and they were asking an 'expert' about Haiti
faraa3: and he said 'well, one problem of course is that the island is riddled with voodoo'
JJJJY01: oh yeah
JJJJY01: haha
JJJJY01: like smallpox or something
faraa3: and that's going to be a problem for US troops, apparently
faraa3: i think he got most of his information from Live and Let Die
JJJJY01: do they think it's run by Baron Samedi ?
faraa3: it isnt?
JJJJY01: well, only in spirit form
faraa3: thing is, it'd be like a haitian news pundit saying 'oh yes, well, of course America is riddled with Christianity'
JJJJY01: no, riddled with FUNDAMENTALIST Christianity
faraa3: yeah, the fox guy didnt mention that haiti has actually quite a liberal brand of voodoo
JJJJY01: wwydi there were reports that US troops had met huge resistance from speedboats and alligators ?
faraa3: there's very little forced zombiefication these days
faraa3: we leave it up to the individual to decide
JJJJY01: before, killing chickens and wearing silly hats was just for Sundays, but now.....
faraa3: yes, abig deal is made out of feathers left on bed's but really, that's what happens when you fluff your pillows regularly
JJJJY01: wwydi they invaded the island and found the lair of the rebel leader. He was wearing an old England shirt and sporting a dodgy mullet. then the americans realised they'd invaded Mark Hately by mistake
faraa3: wwydi they invaded the island and found the lair of the rebel leader, and he was wearing a top hat and sitting upright at a nice table drinking out of a nice china tea service. then the americans realised they'd invaded High Tea by mistake
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