cNutgroist

Valentine's is coming and the noose is getting tight. What do you buy the girl who's only interested in one thing (which I give her every night)? In the past few years of Valentines, I've given her a champagne colonic, a night out in Cippenham, a lovely toolkit and an abortion. Quite frankly I've run out of good ideas. Shall I just buy a hotdog bap, slather it in ketchup, mustard and onions, then stick my cock in it and serve it to her on a silver platter like in that shit film I forget the name of?
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