cNutgroist

Oooh, look, a politican and a journalist may or may not have done sex with eachother. Really. Who gives a wanking fuck if John Kerry and Alex Polier (anybody got any pictures? Is she tasty?) had sexual relations? I don't. You shouldn't. Mrs Kerry, maybe. But that's about all. I notice it's mainly Republicans who don't have affairs. And it's obvious if you think about it. They spend all their time sticking their cocks into other countries affairs, they don't have time for their own. And their wives are ugly.

If you give up sex, you've got to channel the urges somehow. Usually you invade some countries that won't fight back too hard. Actually, that goes for the aptly named Missionaries as much as US Presidents. And if you only practice the missionary position, then you already HAVE given up sex.
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