cNutgroist

In response to Girlwithaonetrackmind's poll, I can quite conclusively say that the whole impossible enigma of male human existence is this: We want to have full, penetrative anal sex with two women at exactly the same time. Until that is accomplished, we will not be satisfied, we cannot be diverted and we will not rest. The problems are manifold:- having two dicks. Persuading two women to have anal sex. Persuading one woman to have anal sex. Persuading the other woman to have anal sex. Persuading both women to have anal sex at the same time. Persuading both women to have anal sex at the same time with a double-cocked man. Having two cocks sufficiently far apart to reach two arses. Trying to time your orgasms (suprisingly difficult with having two dicks, even if they're coming from the same balls). Trying to time your orgasms with the two womens' anal orgasms. Anal orgasms. Persuading them to allow this with the minimum of lube and the absence of protection. Avoiding poo juice. Avoiding blood. Embracing poo juice. Embracing blood. Retaining even the tiniest thread of respect for these two women after you've stuck your dicks up their arses.
Until you've done all that, I put it to you that you haven't really accomplished anything. You certainly won't be able to be at peace with yourself. I know I wouldn't.
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