cNutgroist

Have you ever sung this? :-

“Celery! Celery!
If she don’t come
I’ll tickle her up the bum
With a stick of celery!”

Would you ever sing it? Do you have a friend who might sing it, grinning like a twatted goon and braying loudly all the while? Have you ever heard it sung and not immediately and violently put a stop to it?

Then you are on the wrong side. Leave the world. Leave it now.
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