cNutgroist

Today is the 20th anniversary of my first luxury wank. I'd like to thank Durex, Kleenex and your sexy sister for their crucial roles in this. I'd like to thank god, the almighty, for giving my the freedom and love necessary for such an extraordinary life as mine. But most of all I'd like to thank me, for giving myself the strength to believe, the daring to dream and the muscles to flex. Thank you. Thank you all. I love you.
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