Thursday, January 29, 2004
Look at these two guys - they're KER-RAZY!!!!!!
ginsterlad74: saint randiphul is back in the sack
faraa3: enjoying a spot of naughty vespers with a matching swan
ginsterlad74: wine. women and evensong
faraa3: father, forgive me, for i have sinned - i'm not a Catholic
ginsterlad74: father forgive me for i have sinned - i have crossed my palm with my own silver in the night
faraa3: father, forgive me, for i have sinned - but you have sinned worse because you actually are my father
ginsterlad74: saint sir duke viscount mcmedals requests your gun for a spot of deer-bitching
faraa3: father, forgive me, for i have sinned - i have not slackened my grip on my mandlebar but have rung the bell needlessly all this week
ginsterlad74: forgive me, i let a woman in sandals manhandle my panhandle then fondle my fancies
faraa3: Lord Degustus de Flagrant requires your starving belly and limpid cockle for a weekend of wine, women and wine rsvp
ginsterlad74: Field Marshal Sir Ruddy McCheeks cordially invites you to a weekend of meat and rape at his country seat next Devil Day
faraa3: Ubergruppenfuhrer Willi Faschenschpolitze-Hohenzollern inspires you to attend his bi-annual thrice yearly concordat on Love and Gypsy-killing april 30th
ginsterlad74: Ha ha - I wrote this one before you sent your last - freaky...The Archduke Gutrot von Scheizstaine cordially threatens you to attend a weekend of Slav-baiting at his woodland retreat deep in the countryside of Lower Niggasgarten-Faschreich
faraa3: Ian Gum d'Sease accepts your invitation to come round and eat fruit from his bum - 8:00 sharp
faraa3: Scheizstaine - nice one
ginsterlad74: Boffy Lobber ensexes you to attend her 21st birthday party, bring a dildo
faraa3: Nannette Special pleads for your presence at her annual popularity contest in the village hall - bring cakes, drinks, kisses and dreams.
ginsterlad74: Count Grippo di Rapi invites all the young village girls to be his this Friday at 10.
faraa3: !!
faraa3: Barnaby Gapyar couldnt, like, give a fuck man, if you make it or not, but yknow, come anyway, yeah, bring a drink, bring a smoke, tell you about thailand - FRIDAY 7:15 SHARP RSVP
ginsterlad74: :-)
ginsterlad74: Stuart Smoke invites you for a smoke at his cottage - bring fags
faraa3: Dave Cancer invites you for one last fag and a packet of fags - Bed 6, D Ward,Wexham Hospital
ginsterlad74: Grinella Cameltoe invites you to her bungalow to stick your fat cock up her arse while her husband's away. 8pm RSVP
faraa3: Andy Social requests your absence in his life, friday from 6 - NRPSVP
ginsterlad74: Mike Oldfield cordially invites you to his Berkshire house / studio to give him a bowl cut and listen to Tubular Bells 12
faraa3: !
faraa3: !
faraa3: Grendel the Jabberwock kindly asks you to bring your meatiest daughter to a night of love, laughter and inescapable slaughter
ginsterlad74: Roddy Bawd-Punk invites you to his parents' house to teach him a fourth chord on the guitar and explain the workings of a mellotron
faraa3: !!
faraa3: The year 1992 invites you to a night of jazz-funk, squidgy black and baggy clothes, followed by a wank in the car-park and a dog doner in beaconsfield high street
ginsterlad74: The year 1989 invites you to an endless saturday of wanking, music videos, wanking, war films and wanking, your parents' house starts 9am
faraa3: Your dad's hidden secrets invite you to go swimming with him, naked, now
ginsterlad74: the year 1970 invites you to use your imagination
faraa3: the year 2003 invites me to lose it as i write this
ginsterlad74: AOR invites you to come on and believe in your dreams...it's up to you and you know you've got the power!
faraa3: !!
faraa3: Modern Jazz requests you grow a beard, buy a beret and think you're in Paris by Tuesday
ginsterlad74: your memory invites you to forget this invitation ORSVP (oublier a respondez s'il vous plait)
faraa3: Rude Rodney asks that you arrive at his house tomorrow night and take an insult in the spirit in which it's intended. R
ginsterlad74: your victor and vanquisher invites you to throw down your arms, take off your armour and join the line next to the cages
faraa3: Flagor the Dangerous invites you to fight and die, or give up and die, it's all the same to him
ginsterlad74: Wibbly Wobbly invites you to come and wibble wabble at his wobbly jelly party next wednesday
faraa3: !!
faraa3: Rabbi Schneider invites you to attend the circumcision of God.
ginsterlad74: brian walden invites you to come and listen to the whole of Nantucket Sleighride by Mountain whilst watching videos of his TV heyday
faraa3: Bishop Barrett invites you to take communion with him and Deacon Gilmour, Father Wright, Father Mason and Cardinal Waters (one portion body of Christ estimated to last 12 hours)
ginsterlad74: !!
ginsterlad74: the Mullet Gull invites you to sing karaoke at the annual sea birds' Tribute to Foreigner party
faraa3: Your middle nob invites your left hand to another solo rape - meet in the shed in five minutes.
ginsterlad74: your genes invite you display ancestral idiosyncrasies in both mind and body
faraa3: Phil Collins requests your casual-dressed attendance at a retrospective of his best album - No Jacket Required
ginsterlad74: Bob Dylan invites you to criticise his career choices to his face, next wednesday at the Old Horsheshoe, Cookham
faraa3: Elvis invites you leave the building (note - Mr Presley will not be attending personally)
ginsterlad74: Mr T. invites you to play lead hannibal in his new band, World of Hurt
ginsterlad74: Got to go know - stuff to do my bitch
faraa3: Grandmaster Flash invites you to join him in the Masons
faraa3: ok
ginsterlad74: cu
faraa3: y
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ginsterlad74: saint randiphul is back in the sack
faraa3: enjoying a spot of naughty vespers with a matching swan
ginsterlad74: wine. women and evensong
faraa3: father, forgive me, for i have sinned - i'm not a Catholic
ginsterlad74: father forgive me for i have sinned - i have crossed my palm with my own silver in the night
faraa3: father, forgive me, for i have sinned - but you have sinned worse because you actually are my father
ginsterlad74: saint sir duke viscount mcmedals requests your gun for a spot of deer-bitching
faraa3: father, forgive me, for i have sinned - i have not slackened my grip on my mandlebar but have rung the bell needlessly all this week
ginsterlad74: forgive me, i let a woman in sandals manhandle my panhandle then fondle my fancies
faraa3: Lord Degustus de Flagrant requires your starving belly and limpid cockle for a weekend of wine, women and wine rsvp
ginsterlad74: Field Marshal Sir Ruddy McCheeks cordially invites you to a weekend of meat and rape at his country seat next Devil Day
faraa3: Ubergruppenfuhrer Willi Faschenschpolitze-Hohenzollern inspires you to attend his bi-annual thrice yearly concordat on Love and Gypsy-killing april 30th
ginsterlad74: Ha ha - I wrote this one before you sent your last - freaky...The Archduke Gutrot von Scheizstaine cordially threatens you to attend a weekend of Slav-baiting at his woodland retreat deep in the countryside of Lower Niggasgarten-Faschreich
faraa3: Ian Gum d'Sease accepts your invitation to come round and eat fruit from his bum - 8:00 sharp
faraa3: Scheizstaine - nice one
ginsterlad74: Boffy Lobber ensexes you to attend her 21st birthday party, bring a dildo
faraa3: Nannette Special pleads for your presence at her annual popularity contest in the village hall - bring cakes, drinks, kisses and dreams.
ginsterlad74: Count Grippo di Rapi invites all the young village girls to be his this Friday at 10.
faraa3: !!
faraa3: Barnaby Gapyar couldnt, like, give a fuck man, if you make it or not, but yknow, come anyway, yeah, bring a drink, bring a smoke, tell you about thailand - FRIDAY 7:15 SHARP RSVP
ginsterlad74: :-)
ginsterlad74: Stuart Smoke invites you for a smoke at his cottage - bring fags
faraa3: Dave Cancer invites you for one last fag and a packet of fags - Bed 6, D Ward,Wexham Hospital
ginsterlad74: Grinella Cameltoe invites you to her bungalow to stick your fat cock up her arse while her husband's away. 8pm RSVP
faraa3: Andy Social requests your absence in his life, friday from 6 - NRPSVP
ginsterlad74: Mike Oldfield cordially invites you to his Berkshire house / studio to give him a bowl cut and listen to Tubular Bells 12
faraa3: !
faraa3: !
faraa3: Grendel the Jabberwock kindly asks you to bring your meatiest daughter to a night of love, laughter and inescapable slaughter
ginsterlad74: Roddy Bawd-Punk invites you to his parents' house to teach him a fourth chord on the guitar and explain the workings of a mellotron
faraa3: !!
faraa3: The year 1992 invites you to a night of jazz-funk, squidgy black and baggy clothes, followed by a wank in the car-park and a dog doner in beaconsfield high street
ginsterlad74: The year 1989 invites you to an endless saturday of wanking, music videos, wanking, war films and wanking, your parents' house starts 9am
faraa3: Your dad's hidden secrets invite you to go swimming with him, naked, now
ginsterlad74: the year 1970 invites you to use your imagination
faraa3: the year 2003 invites me to lose it as i write this
ginsterlad74: AOR invites you to come on and believe in your dreams...it's up to you and you know you've got the power!
faraa3: !!
faraa3: Modern Jazz requests you grow a beard, buy a beret and think you're in Paris by Tuesday
ginsterlad74: your memory invites you to forget this invitation ORSVP (oublier a respondez s'il vous plait)
faraa3: Rude Rodney asks that you arrive at his house tomorrow night and take an insult in the spirit in which it's intended. R
ginsterlad74: your victor and vanquisher invites you to throw down your arms, take off your armour and join the line next to the cages
faraa3: Flagor the Dangerous invites you to fight and die, or give up and die, it's all the same to him
ginsterlad74: Wibbly Wobbly invites you to come and wibble wabble at his wobbly jelly party next wednesday
faraa3: !!
faraa3: Rabbi Schneider invites you to attend the circumcision of God.
ginsterlad74: brian walden invites you to come and listen to the whole of Nantucket Sleighride by Mountain whilst watching videos of his TV heyday
faraa3: Bishop Barrett invites you to take communion with him and Deacon Gilmour, Father Wright, Father Mason and Cardinal Waters (one portion body of Christ estimated to last 12 hours)
ginsterlad74: !!
ginsterlad74: the Mullet Gull invites you to sing karaoke at the annual sea birds' Tribute to Foreigner party
faraa3: Your middle nob invites your left hand to another solo rape - meet in the shed in five minutes.
ginsterlad74: your genes invite you display ancestral idiosyncrasies in both mind and body
faraa3: Phil Collins requests your casual-dressed attendance at a retrospective of his best album - No Jacket Required
ginsterlad74: Bob Dylan invites you to criticise his career choices to his face, next wednesday at the Old Horsheshoe, Cookham
faraa3: Elvis invites you leave the building (note - Mr Presley will not be attending personally)
ginsterlad74: Mr T. invites you to play lead hannibal in his new band, World of Hurt
ginsterlad74: Got to go know - stuff to do my bitch
faraa3: Grandmaster Flash invites you to join him in the Masons
faraa3: ok
ginsterlad74: cu
faraa3: y
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