cNutgroist

Does anyone out there have any interesting Time Travel stories? I'm definitely interested in writing a little piece, maybe for the papers, maybe a magazine who knows, about your experiences travelling through time. Did you end up somewhere nice? Or should that be somewhen? I don't know. YOU tell me. Did you meet Sherlock Holmes or Emperor Ming? Maybe you killed someone important? Maybe you got killed yourself, burnt as a witch for telling such fantastical stories as Breast Implants, Informercials, dogs as pets and funk basslines. Did you tell any lies? Do those poor peasants think everyone in the future will be equal or somesuch bullshit? Were you very, very naughty? Did you get a bit of rumpy? Was it good rumpy? How good? Did you have kiddies? Did you kill them? Or did you not worry about the possibility of having rumpy with your own ancestors when you return to your own time. Did you go too far back at all? Did you go back to a time before time? What time was it when you were there? Did you not take a watch?

I'll see you right, don't worry. As sure as my name's not yours.
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